Wednesday, April 1, 2009

What I'm "Perk-in" On....

I've honestly laughed out loud for the last 10 seconds at my own chooooch title for this one. But these are the issues that are flooding my mind at 7:20 on this Hump Day morning....

WBCN is no more folks, and I'm F*ing pissed about it. This morning on my way to work I turned on 104.1 hoping to hear Toucher and Rich who usually have me laughing out loud for a good portion of my car ride. Well apparently they are still there (along with some new chick) but wow did they suck...NOT ONLY that but the first song I heard was Lady GaGa "Poker face." Everyone knows I love me som Ga, but I don't love ANOTHER top 40 station in boston. Especially considering Jamn 94.5 has been creeping that way and playing some Britney and other risky stuff....here is the NEW POWER 104



The Conficker Virus (Worm) is supposedly hitting the internet today. Cool, can't wait to go home and find my computer infected. I guess one way you can tell if you have this thing is if you cannot get on to any security related websites like McAfee or Symantec. I'd love to be put alone in a room with one of these nerds who are creating these things so I could rip him limb from limb...sweet life you have bro, live in your parents basement play dungeons and dragons and create viruses while jerking off to Lara Croft Tomb Raider figurines. HERE is more info on the virus though.....

How Awesome were notes from girls back in the day???? Pretty sure they were the best things ever in Middle/I used to go HIGH School. My boy Retta texted me a couple of weeks back about getting something in the blog about em and it's taken me a while but it was awesome to get a note with tons of girl code talk in it. 143, bffl, and other great ones ive forgotten..... Or the ever popular IGYABJITBPLASC (I'll give you a blow job in the back parking lot after Spanish class)....which I never recieved.

The only thing better to me was girl ratings list which I'm pretty sure me and my boy Sal pioneered in like 7th grade. The key was to always rate the girl that you liked the highest, and also to make sure the list was always heard about by THAT girl. Me and Sal would be making them in class and fake dropping them on the floor for the girls to find....the worst part was that when the girls started making the lists my name never appeared. Epic Fail.

-Mr. BlogFIRE

6 comments:

  1. Perk...please tell me bcn was an april fools joke, had to of been right? First O&A get the boot, and now they are going to ruin a soolid show? bitch pleeease (rlol at that comment).

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  2. You gotta remember my crew getting accused of rating girls by our lockers in the halls. Pretty sure wolfie was there too. Oh and did I say accused? Def meant caught

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  3. notes were awesome, i think i had a box of old notes in my closet for a good 3 years, don't know what happened to them. best thing was folding them up in ridic ways

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  4. GDL I seriously hope it IS an april fools joke...toucher and rich were so choocheeed this morning. I didn't do much research on it but they were talking about the Herald breaking the news in the inside track...could be an ill elaborate prank. If it is it definately mind F'd me.

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  5. Yea I was a real bastard back in the day. Something Im not proud of but I was an absolute Dennis the menace. Me and Zim would just give girls scores as they walked by us in the hallways. Took a week or so to catch on but Ari Wile got a 4 and knew what it meant. She ran to the principals and got us nice and busted. No hard evidence though.

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  6. Palmquist would bundle you

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