And yet I still have to work. Sadly my Summer days are over and I am back to being a work slave at the U for one last year before I decide to become a grown-up and get a real job. Working on Friday's, especially into the night like I have to do are so depressing aren't they? I'd rather have someone dropkick me in the balls...but anyways here are my thoughts for this fine Friday morning.
Where the HELL has Erin Andrews been??? Am I not watching enough TV or something or is she just not around that much since the whole peep hole thing. Erin, I don't know if you pay attention to how the celebrity world works but once your sex tape or peep hole tape comes out your supposed to be right in the public eye so you can boost your career. I thought that was known fact....once this blog goes big time I'm going to leak 3 sextapes AND a peep hole video. Stay tuned ladies... ;-)
Here is a nice Katy Perry remix to Waking up In Vegas which I posted a few weeks ago...dedicated to Brett Favre. Williams' BOYYYYYY.
OK yah I know it's not Katy Perry.....but this picture below is. She looks...Uhm...SMART.
That's all for now everyone...enjoy your weekend ya bunch of broke ass biiiiitches. -J Perk
Yup, you guessed it, Erin Andrews had to be the tribute this week. I guess it doesn't really make sense for us to pay tribute to her with pictures since most of you have already seen her naked. The question that we all need to ask ourselves however is how did these videos come about? Did Erin know that they were being taken as she was strutting naked? Or did she know that they were creepily filmed of her without her knowledge but still allowed them to be leaked? And also most importantly are we really impressed by these videos? Don't get me wrong, I am no one to judge other people's appearances as I am no Brad Pitt myself, but Erin Andrews body is nothing that can't be found in any low budget porno film. I love you Erin, I'm just saying....Blogfather Nick actually sent me an article today which talked of two peep hole tapes being uncovered and the notion that it's an "inside job," meaning someone who works closely with her and knows her schedule is behind these creep tapes.
Whatever the case is, I'm not trying to hate on Erin here, she is the hottest in the major broadcast sideline game for sure. She deserves this tribute for sure.....so go on with your naked self Erin, because let's face it, the next time anyone sees you on camera they are all going to be thinking of you naked.
Shaq is on a diet I guess...and when your the QQQQUUHUUGGGGGESTT man on the planet I assume that is hard to do. Here is his latest video regarding this diet...
There really is no end to my love for Erin Andrewsso for no reason at all I'm attaching this video clip of her talking at EA Sports showcase party of NCAA 2010. Apparently she is saying that she played video games...which she is probably lying about...stop trying to be cool and fit in Erin and just take off your clothes for gods sakes. And stop icing my calls....you and I both know that you want the kiddddddddd.
That's all for now...had to throw a quick one out before I go dominate the world for the rest of the day.
As you head out on this Friday night remember my famous words of advice...."Take it easy, and if it's easy, take it home"
Honestly Wolfie should know better than to have a post which involves a picture of Erin Andrews on our blog....because after looking at it I really cannot focus on putting up a quality post for you guys. Seriously I don't know why I think she is so hot, maybe it's because she's involved with sports? Oh shit, I got off topic...anyways, I am sorry if we are taking this BRO thing too far, but BRO's are just too funny to not talk about.
So without further adieu, the winner of the 2008, White Kids From The Burbs Bro of year isss..........
BROdy Jenner. Was this one ever even in doubt? I mean no one is more Bro than BROdy. Just look at the kid's name, he was bread for bro'dom from the day he was born. It almost isn't even his fault that he's so bro. Look I apologize to all of you other bro's out there who thought you had a shot at this prestigious award. Great Bro's like Brody's dude Spencer, Matthew Mcconaughey, Joe Masley, Ryan Seacrest all were in contention. However in the end, you can't really bypass the BRO Hall of Famer, with the show callled Bromance.
On a side note, one of my boys from The Bridge made it to the finals of auditions for the MTV show aforementioned. Check out the show's website HERE. He flew out to the west coast with I believe 15 other bro types, to help them narrow the field to the top 10 which I think are on the show. (Tevlin correct me if any of this is wrong, because let's face it....it probably is, I'm a moron). However, they continually hinted at the fact that the only way he was making this show is if he was the "gay" one. Or at least that is how I'm going to spin it because it is my god damn blog. So the bottom line is he did not make the show, because he is not in fact gay (Well maybe a couple incidents with him and Williams, but I dk, maybe just rumors).
The premise of Bromance is this, try to be BROdy's new BRO. How BRO is that? How could I not award a man that has a show like this as BOTY?
Watch this video for more on what Bromance is all about starring BROdy Jenner himself.
(Disclaimer: The above video is not actually Brody Jenner, it is some overweight dude that I do not know, this this video is too money to not watch).
I will be back later on with tons of things that I want to do but definitely won't in 09. ONE.
First I want to say that the pic Perk posted isn't just a BRO example, its The bro. That is the actual one we were talking about. Kid was a perfect tool. I also was thinking that I should clarify, just incase, that we aren't referring to black people even a little bit with the bro thing. These bros are SUP BROs, not brothers. Know what else is pretty sweet? The way Leo says bro in Blood Diamond (brew). OK well now that thats out of the way, here are just a few things on my mind and maybe a couple links or youtubes, we'll see.
-I was watching a special on Shaun White tonight. I dont think a lot of people realize how dominant and filthy he is at snowboarding. Hes like Michael, Tiger, Lebron, for real. Kid also has a gold, silver, and bronze X-Games medal in skateboarding. I didn't know he was born with a congenital heart defect and has had 2 open heart surgeries for it, pretty crazy. Watch him compete if you get the chance. Watch how clean his tricks and landings are, its another level. I love athletes that are so good that you will watch them even if you couldn't care less about the sport they are competing in like Tiger, Federer, and a couple years ago Crosby (I kind of like hockey again).
-I saw The Wrestler with Mickey Rourke yesterday. I thought it was really well done and you didn't need to be familiar with wrestling for Aronofsky's themes to register. Mickey Rourke was unbelievable. He carries the film and just has a presence like maybe noone else. You really can't keep your eyes off him. You should just read Bill Simmons take on it though. Its really good and echoes almost everything I thought about it. You can get that here.
-I would love if some of you guys that read this little blog thing we got going would sign up as followers so you could post comments. James Gambee is our one and only fan right now but it would be cool if more people signed up and could warm up the comment section. Also, me and Perk have some new ideas for you guys in the near future. I would say bookmark this site and check in daily. Basically all Im really saying is that I think this thing will get better, not worse.
-Shout out to our boy, and current UFC fighter, Joe Lauzon for linking us on one of his pages (facebook I think). For the Bentley readers, Me and Perk both have known Joe for a long time. I was at his first MMA fight, and Perkins grew up with him on Anna Drive. Hes just about the best guy you can know. Joe also might be passing Tom Everett Scott as most famous EBHS alum if he keeps doing that thing he does. Anyway, Joe directed some new traffic towards us today, which made me think that maybe a little UFC or MMA writeup could be a healthy thing for the blog. Joe is fighting Hermes Franca on February 7th, which is going to be an unreal matchup between two of the top lightweight contenders in the world. Joe had the choice of three different opponents and he chose the toughest one. Check out JoeLauzon.com for more info on J-Lau. I should also mention that Joe's younger brother Danny "The Upgrade" Lauzon is fighting in Affliction's new league and has a fight coming up on Jan 24th against another very good young fighter in Chris Horodecki. I might be just as, if not more, excited for the affliction card than Joey's card. Check out the Affliction info here. Joey on Feb 7th is free on Spike and Danny on Jan 24th is PPV. Both are must see for me. Good luck to both of you nutty Lauzon brothers.
-Sports players to watch in 2009 and top sports quotes of 2008... Michigan State's Drew Naymick, on what was really lost when he missed two key free throws against Ohio State: "If I'd hit those, I might have had the Erin Andrews interview." Solid quote by Naymick haha. Its impressive that Erin Andrews can still be smoking hot while doing the same walk as when you first see the alien in the movie 'Signs'. If you don't know what Im talking about, well it doesn't really matter.
-Since this blog is supposed to have a hip hop flavor, I found a couple youtubes for you guys. Let me just say that the Sesame Street video is way better than the Phillies vid. Howard and Rollins should probably stick to crankin baseballs if you ask me. Howard is a goober. He does that awkward look over your shoulder face like a goonie that Timbaland does, hate that thing.
Am I not watching enough TV or something or is she just not around that much since the whole peep hole thing. Erin, I don't know if you pay attention to how the celebrity world works but once your sex tape or peep hole tape comes out your supposed to be right in the public eye so you can boost your career. I thought that was known fact....once this blog goes big time I'm going to leak 3 sextapes AND a peep hole video. Stay tuned ladies... ;-)
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