Monday, April 6, 2009
Hi Haterssss
That being said I F*ing love haters. I love people who hate the blog....and yes I'm being serious.
Woooooo. In my mind if your not getting hated on then your just not doing good enough....because no one hates on things that are just average, or that aren't good. No one hates on things that suck....you and your boys, or you and your girls aren't going to sit around and waste your time hating on something that everyone knows sucks, it's just human nature.
So keep your hate up everyone....because I know I'd rather be hated than love. Either way you wont phase me, so get your hate up everyone....and I'll see you back on here tomorrow.
-J Perk
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
A Tribute To.....Hot Weather Girls
Ahhh yessssss, loooook at youuuu hot weather girl/woman. You deliver the forecast fully knowing that the only reason you are on television is because of your good looks (or the BJ you gave to your station manager). Sure you don't know the weather, but its alright, because no weather man/woman anywhere in the country does either. (Yeah that's right earthquake...in my PANTS!! hiyyooooo...I'm a chooch sorry).
It just felt right with today's inclement weather that I had to send a tribute these girls way. Do they deserve to have their jobs....probably not, BUT they put asses in the seats. Guys are so dumb and typical, you could put a hot chick on the television and have them talk about just about anything and they would watch. So please don't mistake my sarcasm for stupidity, because if I was running the weather channel, I would have playboy bunnies stumbling over their words delivering the weather to horny dudes everywhere, and it would be golllld.
I was surprised how difficult it was to find a couple good pics of smoking weather babes. Took me like an hour on google, but in my search I did come across a sweet post on a message board which really brings my own ranting to a close...in talking about one of the local weather babes this dude said: "She doesn't seem able to read the teleprompter very well, but she's been improving." I bring this post to a close with a video of a couple hot spanish weather babes...or babinas, or chickas, or whatever you say in Spanish.
Hot Weather Girl Compilation - The most popular videos are here
One more thing, all you unnattractive weather girls/women out there reading this...don't hate the playa, hate the game. Plastic surgery is only a couple grand away sweetheart, go make it work.
ONE.
- J-Perk