Braun Bro

We haven't done any bro-related stuff in awhile. Wooo. Sweet graphic T Ryan Braun. Get emmm.

--Nick

A Tribute to....These Bro's

Great Video.





Thanks to Eddie for the clip.


-J Perk

A Bro I know: BROfile

Sweet mother of BRO this pic is incred. This is the same Bro that I know, and this picture deserves some air time. Here is a more complete BROfile.

Musical Interests: BRO-A-R, Hootie and the BROfish.

Favorite Activities: Bro'n out, playing beach volleyball, wearing fur vests / dressing like a chooch

"Go to" BRO move: Flirting with girls old school by doing things like picking them up and throwing them into pools / trying impress them with his fur vest.



It's Friday Bro...enjoy your weekend everyone.


- J Perk "The Bro Whisperer"

Sweet Jump BRO.

Take a look at this Bro trying to impress everyone at this sweet party....I wish I could read his mind at the moment right before he lifted off, probably was something like this:

"Awww man, the chicks are going to love me off this trampoline dive into the pool. I just hope it doesn't mess up my L'oreal hair paste or ruin my sweet pooka shell necklace...cowabunga dude"

And then this happened.....




Thanks to Buck for the heads up...happy Friday everyone.



- J Perk

A Tribute to....Hulk Hogan

It's about time that we paid homage to a REAL American like Hulk Hogan. The Hulkster has been taking an absolute beating lately too, worse than any beating he ever took in the ring. I mean his wife divorced him and is now dating a 19 year BROld dude that looks kinda like him...and also taking him for something like $40,000 a month in alimony (is that the right word???).


Then you have his son who just got out of jail for getting in a car accident which nearly killed his friend looking like this....should change his name to Nick BROgan.


Then you have his daughter (who looks like she could be a SON if you know what I mean, what a beast) prancing around half naked and saying ridiculous things on television.



The Hulkster needs a break man....so Hulk if you are reading this I want you to go find your wife and her new boy toy, body slam them, then stinky leg drop the both of them for me...actually for YOURSELF. Then say your prayers, take your vitamins, disown that weirdo son of yours, put Brooke on a treadmill and muzzle her, and your life will be a hell of a lot easier.

Had to post this as well....Ultimate Warrior whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



- JPerk

Bro Refresher Course

Since we have been repping out posts, the newcomers never got a proper Bro explanation because it was buried pages back. A couple people actually demanded I repost this and were acting like it was gonna wreck the site if I didn't. You can either go over to the archives on the right side of this page and click the new years posts, or I can copy paste a little bit of it for ya. Remember though people, that archive link on the right is pretty key if you are looking for an old post at any time. Its a lot easier than searching manual. I also don't mind posting this because I have a local bro pic that I am going to post in a little bit that is honestly the best bro pic yet in my opinion. And I know that is a strong statement, but its atleast the best local bro Ive ever seen. Hes from EB.

Even though you should get the jist of it pretty fast from the pictures, here is my definition off the top of my head... A Bro is a guy that thinks he is way cooler than he really is. A Bro can be seen in pics making a face or a pose where he is trying so hard to look like hes not trying. A Bro will call all the other guys bro even though noone likes the bro. For people unfamiliar with this term, realize it is not mainstream yet and originated from www.whitekidsfromtheburbs.com. Other people would refer to a bro as a douche bag. Bros are usually idiots so a way to have fun with them is to call them bro every few words when you are talking to them and see how long it takes them to catch on.

Edit: Bro was already a pretty well known definition on Urban Dictionary. We did not come up with the term it seems but we still wholeheartedly love it.

"UD definition: Obnoxious partying males who are often seen at college parties. When they aren’t making an ass of themselves they usually just stand around holding a red plastic cup waiting for something exciting to happen so they can scream something that demonstrates how much they enjoy partying. Nearly everyone in a fraternity is a bro but there are also many bros who are not in a fraternity. They often wear a rugby shirt and a baseball cap. It is not uncommon for them to have spiked hair with frosted tips." 

"3. The classic BRO. I honestly can't even wait to start posting on "Bro's.." It is probably my favorite phrase to use against chooches. A Bro is a guy that just really tries to hard...way too friendly, says bro hundreds of times, has hair gel or some sort of trendy hat / graphic shirt on. He wants to be your friend even though you don't know him / don't want to know him, and he will stop at nothing to accomplish this...often time Bro's transition into...." That was from Perkins NYE post. He was listing the type of people you can run into at these type of parties. I'll post a little more of that post...

"4. The pathetic girl chaser. Seriously BRO give it a rest. This chick is only talking to you because she's drunk. She might have even kissed you, which now has given you the courage to follow the girl around like a creep for the entire night. I'm pretty sure I watched a girl get dry humped / molested by a BRO last night. I'm not using any names, but I will just say that the Bro fell asleep all cuddled up with the girl on the floor, and woke up in the AM to the girl on an air mattress with another dude, who was NOT in fact a Bro. Sorry Bro, looks like you lost that one." - Haha thats a true story too. Some Bro was effin murkin this girl we know. I wanted to punch his eye. Karma and balance in the universe was restored though when he was groping her all night because she was blacked out, but still escaped him and slept in a bed with a real man. No names will be mentioned.

Here is the Bro material from my NYE post right after Jake's...

"I need to throw my 2 cents in after that NYD post Perk just put up. Whoaa there were some BROS at that party last night. Me and Perk BRO'd them so many times. The white blazer with shades bro was Perkins nemesis. Those two were everything the other one wasn't, what a BROdown. I wanted to post my experience last night only because you few readers will probably feel better about yourselves after."

OK so there ya go. Thats your Bro refresher course. From now on I will just link people to this post if they need to understand Bros. Also hope you enjoyed the Bro pics I found for this. I forgot about the hot girls with douchebags pics. This last one is a pretty famous GuidBro Pic. If you havent seen these italian Bros, then wow enjoy these Bro-outs. This one has the potential to Bro your mind. (click for full size, you really should). Almost mistake that Bro-out in the middle for a oompa loompa bro. Love the tan bra.

-Wolfie

The Same Bro That I Know....

Rlollllllllllll at this genie pic. The "rub me" writing on the end of the lamp gets me every time. This kid might have to have his own weekly section here...his pictures are too much. Best part is not only is he not ashamed, he lovedddd this costume. Was telling me how he won 2nd place at the party he was at for it....whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. PJ your the best Bro that I know.


- JPerk

A Bro I know....

My boy Paul....EXPOSED. Hey, don't put up a picture like this if you don't want me to post em Bro...the end.




You better have either lost a bet, or are auditioning for the lead role in the new chooch version of Dick Tracy. No excuses for this.

Proof

Just needed to say that Brody is the god of all Bro's. I can pretty much prove it too. Legendary Sev and myself worked at Waterworks in Marina Bay a couple times right (I quit when a kid got shot in the parking lot after I broke up a fight). Well the ultimate bro Brody Jenner made an appearance there this summer while Sev was working. Sev ends up being on the Brody detail all night and the bro loved him, even invited him to party after. Sev ends up in the guys limo. I get a call late that night, "Wolfie Im chillin in this guys limo. Brady, that guy from Laguna Beach. This guy is a CHOOCH. He won't stop bugging me about trying to find him some coke and he doesn't get any jokes or sarcasm. Hes short as shit too, I guess TV makes you look taller. Girls love him though. Im gonna go back in there and make fun of him and he wont even get it. Lata man." Since its Sev, I didn't really even blink at this story. Its pretty sweet to remember now that Brody is our bro of the year and Bromance is in full effect though. Also, that story is fully real, its not some spoof or anything. It really happened in the real world.

Also I was looking through some Brody youtubes and they are just gold. Brody and his bro are so unfunny that it is extremely awesome. That spoof video in the last post was great but you might not even need Dillon Hanratty to play Brody for some laughs. Rlol look at these brainiacs.

Im out though bro.

This my friends...is a BRO.

Here it is my people, visual evidence of what a Bro is. This is the kid that, whether he knew it or not, had a huge Bro-off with me last night. He did do a great job of ignoring me.....maybe his trendy glasses blocked him from seeing any NON-BRO's. Look at this mega-bro. If we lived in a country full of Bro's, this Bro might be President. Or Bro-sident...nah that was whack, my bad.


PS. How predictable is USC? The last 4 years their season is the exact same...they shit stomp just about everyone they play with the exception of their 1, maybe 2 disappointing losses in the Pac-10, then they SMASH a Big-10 team in the Rose Bowl. I mean the game is still going on so hopefully Penn St. can turn things around, but its looking grim for the lions. Pretty good word usage huh, who the F still says grim?

ONE.