Many of you may know her as Sloan (slade as I called her) from Entourage. I had to deliver on my promise of not featuring a blonde chick every week like I have been, so I searched the internet for motivation and came up with this. Your welcome. Listen, I know that I front like I'm some sort of girl expert...and let's face it, I'm not...BUT I DO KNOW that being tan makes you at least 1 full point higher on the babe scale. If your an 8 and get tan like this, your a 9.
I'm pretty sure Sloan was even on one of the initial polls we had about who is the hottest chick in hollywood or something like that, and I believe she won. Either that or I'm making it up....or I've forgotten from months of partying. I haven't read anything about the upcoming season of Entourage, but I hope that they bring Sloan back...even though it's obnoxious to think of that lil rat E banging her while I sit at home and work on my blog. (cue nerdy sound effect).
So, here is to you Emmauelle, there just aren't enough hot/cute tan beauties out there these days. And if you are on this season of Entourage....stay away from Seth Green, that kid is such a little mutant.-J Perk
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