January Jones

(Just a little aside before we start: Thanks for all the good feedback for the Suck It post...just wish you a-holes commented!)

January Jones is the actress who plays Don Draper's wife in Mad Men, the popular AMC show that I finally just started watching thanks to Jared. Mad Men is as hot as it gets right now after True Blood. When shows gain steam like that, I just can't stay away. Need to see what all the fuss is about.

And as good as the show is, I've become more captivated with January. She's a little slice of Heaven in the show:

Whether she's playing the old-fashioned housewife leaving plenty to the imagination, or showing off in the risque Maxim and GQ photos below, January is voluptuous dream angel.

Seriously this is the convo I had with Jared yesterday when he walked into my room and saw I had the pic below as my desktop:

"Falling in love with January Jones already?"

"Yea, dude, she's my fav right now."

"You see her sex tape??"

((Most incredulous, agape face of all time)) "..what??"

"Haha, nah just kiddin."

Another underrated thing I was thinking of is how immediately hot are girls with months as first names. I'm saying 90% of the time it's a hot chick. You got January, August, June, October...anything except for April really. If I have a daughter, never naming that thing a month cause she would def be slaaauutttyyy.

--Nick

The Spanish Erin Andrews

Meet Sara Carbonero aka the Spanish Erin Andrews.

Like ESPN's do-it-all smoking hot Andrews, Carbonero is a sports broadcast reported for the Spanish station Tele 5. She actually got her start with the appropriately named Spanish network La Sexta. Seriously. I don't know much Spanish -- thanks, Ms. Liva -- but I'd like to la Sexta her...

She's been on our radar lately because of the Confederations Cup in South Africa. (Look of for USA-Spain tomorrow at 2:25 on ESPN btw. US somehow advanced and more than likely will get pwned. But if they do win...wow..one of the biggest upsets in recent memory. Keep ya fingas crossed.)

At the Confed Cuo she was the only reporter who was able to interview David Villa, another target of Real Madrid's mid-life crisis style spending spree. I'm sure like Andrews, the only reason Carbonero gets these stories is because of her extraordinary reporting skills.

But seriously, look at those lips:

Spanish television is known for it's over the top eye candy. Whether its a soap opera, a talk show, even the news, Spanish TV give you buxom beauties popping out fo their dresses. It's like death and taxes. And as every dude knows, before the internet you only had E's Wild On and Telemundo. That was pretty much it. You can't tell me that you don't remember Brooke Burke.

Apparently our Spanish friend loves extra tounge movements as well. LOL this song btw:

--Nick

Melanie Collins

You watch the NBA? Then we know you've seen her on the sideline and thought, "Who the F is that little dipset??" So, considering that I'm a blogging beast, and today is Wednesday, I felt it was right to bring you this babe. Don't worry, I'm sure Jakey will deliver too and you'll get double for your money.

Anyway, meet Melanie Collins, NBA TV's sideline reporter and former Penn St. coed:

She was a former bikini model:

And recently came under fire (and tore up the dude-run blogosphere) for this pic:

I dunno, I think I love her:

---Nick

Futbol's Next Becks Thing

Honestly, I think Music Monday and Williams' movie material is my favorite stuff we post. Keep up the good work guys.

Here is a little treat for any of our reader's out there who are soccer (football?) fans. I saw this incredible video of this goal today and even though it wasn't scored by him, it reminded me of futbol's biggest star, Cristiano Ronaldo. He has taken the throne from Beckham and we don't hear much about him in this country so I wanted to introduce the readers to him if they didn't know. Anyway, check this goal out first and then we'll get to the subject.

Robinho is one of the bigger stars on the planet and is grouped in with other successful Brazilians who make cheddar playing internationally like Ronaldo, Kaka, and Ronaldinho. Here is Robinho just pwning with an insane goal.

Now let me get to who I wanted to talk about. This guy might make the women readers faint so becareful ladies. See there are two futbol stars named Ronaldo. One is the older Brazilian legend who is still kickin it, and the other one belongs to the sports biggest star, Manchester United winger and FIFA world player of the year, Cristiano Ronaldo.

Ronaldo is the biggest sports star on the planet that you might not know about. We know Ronaldinho from Brazil after a couple commercials, but Cristiano isn't as popular here...yet. You should check out some of his highlights on youtube, this kid is unbelievable. If I had to compare him to a North American sports star I would have to make a few adjustments because he is pretty unique in terms of skill and popularity.

For skills I would go with Ovechkin. They both are young, tall, strong, lightning fast offensive forces that can creatively score and assist from the wing. The Ovechkin comp works almost perfect for on the field. Wing for Manchester United is like playing center field for the Yankees though, so realize Ronaldo is playing a hallowed position on a tradition rich team in the worlds most popular sport. So Ovechkin's lets go with AO's skills but more tradition and publicity so far. Now we have to talk about the obvious, Ronaldo is a beautiful man. The guys girlfriend history could probably top Jeter's. Well not in terms of star power but in terms of looks. He ran through every honeydip in Portugal and also snagged some english stars like Gemma Atkinson to your left. His list includes Merche Romero (personal fav), Jordana Jardel,Lauren Frain, Karina Ferro, Christina Carlos, Ms Portugal Marina Rodrigues, etc. Try to imagine how popular he is in Europe with those skills, playing for Man U, and with his playboy tendencies. The Paparazzi go wild.

(I apologize for the homo-esque pictures but thats a large part of Ronaldo's global appeal. Its not often that god double blesses people with that caliber of looks and talent. I don't have a man-crush on him but I would love to trade bodies and lives with him.)

Rather than searching for a comparison to a star in our country, you can go a simpler route and just realize Cristiano Ronaldo is Beckham's successor. Hes version 2.0, the upgrade. Ronaldo asked for number 28 when he joined Man. United but they gave him number 7. The number that was worn by George Best and a handful of other greats you wouldn't know besides the most recent one, David Beckham. Ronaldo didn't disappoint. He was captaining the team and winning scoring titles shortly after. Ronaldo took Beckham's place on the field and in the tabloids. You have to wonder if that goes through Beck's head nowadays as he yearns to play in Europe again. I think it hurts him to see someone else sitting in his throne.

Ronaldo is the only other player to rival Beckham's tabloid publicity magnitude. Ronaldo isn't a big name in America yet but I think the wave is coming. TMZ already covers him and when the World Cup happens next year things will accelerate. Google trends say that Ronaldo is now a more popular search than Beckham when you add in the google news tab. The decade younger Ronaldo might not be able to match Beckham's endorsements yet, but he did sign a 25 million euro deal with Nike. He just turned 24.

The difference between Beckham and Ronaldo is on the field. Beckham was more popular than he was good, while Ronaldo is just as good as he is popular. Beckham did finish 2nd twice in the FIFA player of the year voting, but Ronaldo finished third last year and won the award this year at only age 23. Ronaldo is an offensive force. Beckham never scored 20 goals in a premier league season, his high was 16. Ronaldo scored 42 goals last year. Ronaldo is a winger, and he does cross it in to Rooney and the other strikers, but he also kind of plays striker himself. He scores on a lot of headers and is all over the place wreaking havoc.

Ronaldo won't be passing Beckham in popularity in America anytime soon because he won't be playing in the MLS any time soon. I do think he is an interesting figure and someone to keep an eye on though. It is possible that you might start seeing more of him in the near future if he puts up another 30 or 40 goal season, or if TMZ stays interested. I guess there is speculation that he might be engaged to his girlfriend Neireda Gallardo (warning: link is NSFW) so it would be unlikely, but another possibility for american crossover would be if he was dating an american movie star or singer.

I can get into any sport where I can watch the best in the world, so keeping up with Ronaldo keeps my soccer relationship above water. I wish the world cup was this year, that always captures me. In general though I just like to keep up with global superstars. Tiger, Federer, Ronaldo, etc. I believe that greatness transcends the rules of the game you play. Check out the video below for Ronaldo's 42 goal season.

-"J-Dubbs" A.K.A. "Young Money Wolfman" A.K.A. " Sir Blogalot"

A Tribute To.....Hot Weather Girls

Ahhh yessssss, loooook at youuuu hot weather girl/woman. You deliver the forecast fully knowing that the only reason you are on television is because of your good looks (or the BJ you gave to your station manager). Sure you don't know the weather, but its alright, because no weather man/woman anywhere in the country does either.

(Yeah that's right earthquake...in my PANTS!! hiyyooooo...I'm a chooch sorry).

It just felt right with today's inclement weather that I had to send a tribute these girls way. Do they deserve to have their jobs....probably not, BUT they put asses in the seats. Guys are so dumb and typical, you could put a hot chick on the television and have them talk about just about anything and they would watch. So please don't mistake my sarcasm for stupidity, because if I was running the weather channel, I would have playboy bunnies stumbling over their words delivering the weather to horny dudes everywhere, and it would be golllld.



I was surprised how difficult it was to find a couple good pics of smoking weather babes. Took me like an hour on google, but in my search I did come across a sweet post on a message board which really brings my own ranting to a close...in talking about one of the local weather babes this dude said: "She doesn't seem able to read the teleprompter very well, but she's been improving." I bring this post to a close with a video of a couple hot spanish weather babes...or babinas, or chickas, or whatever you say in Spanish.


Hot Weather Girl Compilation - The most popular videos are here



One more thing, all you unnattractive weather girls/women out there reading this...don't hate the playa, hate the game. Plastic surgery is only a couple grand away sweetheart, go make it work.


ONE.

- J-Perk