A Tribue to....McLovin

Has there ever been someone who is so nerdy and whack but yet so god damn awesome than McLovin himself!?!?!?

(I especially love his squeel/squeek noises when being ran through the kitchen by the bum...I rlol everytime)

God he is so good. And for someone who has really only been in a few movies, his character name in Superbad rings out. But, what I am wondering is how this little choooochy guy has taken over Boston. Seriously, he has shown up in like 10 facebook pictures of people I'm friends with and has gotten so much attention at Celtic's games...it's crazy. Check out some of these pics below that I took directly off facebook.

First of all dude...WHAT THE SHIT ARE YOU WEARING!?!?!?!
This is McLovin with some random girl that I'm friends with on facebook....Yes I'm serious...No, I don't know how I'm friends with her, and yes I would love for her to be my Asian so I can check that one off the list...you know what I mean. (That goes out to my man Elton who is living in the far east, hope you still read this dude).

Here is McLovin with a handful of the Celtics including Gabe Pruitt with his hat down like a chooch, the Truth, and my cousin Perk.

And Lastly I will throw in one with McLovin and Aubrey O'Day from Danity Kane and Playboy fame...


So I guess my question is how a skinnier and nerdier version of East Bridgewater's own TJ Smith has reached such cult status...especially here in Boston. Obviously the dude is a huge Celtic's fan and I literally saw him in a picture with just about every player as well as their wife/gf/baby. Shit is crazy to me.....but hey, I don't hate. Keep doing ya thing, we here at WKFTB salute you.....as long as you never...EVVVERRRR wear that F*ing horrendous yellow plaid shirt again....

I am.....McLovin.


-J Perk

Is there a price to pay for partying too much???

First of all...have any of you seen my license??? Last seen at the Joshua Tree in Allston??? Kinda looks like this....



I need to digress from my upcoming rant real quick to say that don't think I haven't noticed the McLovin sightings at Boston Celtics games. I have a post lined up about this on Tuesday, and I can't wait to get it out. This kid is everywhere lately...

But anyways, in the last three weeks of my life I have now crundled my phone and had to replace it, and now lost my license while out partying. So as I sat in the back seat of my own car as my boy Retta had to drive me and chooch Nick home I had a thought...maybe I shouldn't be blacking out in public at the age of 25???? I mean I did just get my masters degree from a pretty good business school and I undoubtedly should be out there job hunting right now.

Instead, I have a job lined up at a special-ed camp this summer in Brockton, and am currently relying on Nick to get me a job bouncing at the baseball tavern...all the while waiting to return to the U in the fall as the Supervisor of Illness at the Athletic Center. And why am I doing all of this do you ask....the answer is simple. BECAUSE PARTYING IS TOO ILL NOT TO DO. I'm not sorry for parying...I never will be...ever. I love it too much and nothing will get in my way of partying this summer. Not broken phones, not lost licenses, not hooking up with wildabeasts in public, not swine flu, zombies, OR McLovin.

So as the summer months creep in I want you all to remember this important thing from MJ (Master Jake)...Party all the time, and don't you EVER be sorry for it.



Wooooooo.


-J Perk