My continuing man crush on Tim Tebow

I have no problem admitting that I currently have many man crushes. And I mean I don't think it's out of the ordinary that I have one on Tim Tebow even though he is a younger male....because I love all younger women...so it really all aligns. I am a heterosexual male who is very comfortable with themselves so feel free to leave comments about how gay I am for liking Tebow or something. So the reason for this post is the picture that I'm posting below....I literally came on to post this and just saw that it was just put up on a very popular boston blog site. SHIT THAT SUCKS.

While I am very discouraged that this image has been posted...I am still going to go through with this post. And I am going to do this for 2 reason.

1. How absurd is it that Tim Tebow still claims to be a virgin when there are probably girls like this lining up at his door on a nightly basis to blow him!?!?!? It might be the biggest travesty of our generation people....can you imagine it?

and...

2. The other site did not post the Tim Tebow song that WKFTB BROKE last year right before the National Championship game. SUCKKK IT BARSTOOOL!!!!!


Tim go get laid will ya.

-JPerk

The Tim Tebow Song

I told you last night not to doubt the man......


There are so many shitty things that I love in this song. The awful lyrics, the sweet gloves, awful hats, and that shitty old Danny Weurrful jersey all make me RLOL. Who are these mega chooches anyways and why are they rapping about Timmy Teebs in the middle of some swamp land. The sad part is when they watched their finished product I bet they thought it was incredible.....and shit I guess they were right...because it is incrediblllllyyyy chooooch.



- J-Perk

The National Championship game is in the balance....

Trust this man. Because if there is one thing in life that I am sure of, it is that chicks dig winners. When all hell breaks out on that field later tonight, Tim Tebow is going be fueled by the screaming voices of millions of female fans.

So take that into account tonight before you go out and log online to bet, or call your bookie, because I know that if I were a betting man, I would be taking the team led by the QB who has pictures like the ones I'm posting on here right now.


Go get em Tebow, the fate of your team, as well as your fate banging tons of hot chicks lies in the balance. Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die Tim...go become legendary.



- J-Perk