Sir Charles can do whatever he wants. Calling Kenny Smith "numbnuts" is no big deal to me, but the fake-cough "pussy" he drops on his producer is priceless:
--Nick
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Friday, May 29, 2009
502 ft. HR and PLEASE GOD can the Sox draft this kid in like 2011???
Ok here is a video sent to me by one of my boys Langton from the U.....This kid is a freak of nature man. I know he is using a metal bat but watch this vid. If 8 minutes is too long for you skip to the 3 minute mark and watch this kid swing. He is a catcher from Nevada and I'm pretty sure he is like a Sophmore this year....in HIGH SCHOOL. Why wasn't I born with this ability? I mean I guess it works out for all of you because if I was I wouldn't be here keeping you entertained.....
Bryce Harper...REMEMBER the name.
-J Perk
Bryce Harper...REMEMBER the name.
-J Perk
Friday Rant
Yeah it's Friday and I don't want to put a formal tribute together.....
Check out this video I came across from a Complex magazine interview with Dustin Pedroia. There is really only one funny part about this wife, but it's still worth watching. He might be the best personality in Boston sports...the dude cares less and will say whatever is on his mind. He also calls his BP the "Laser Show." (give it a second to load, if it doesn't work click on the little SD button which turns it to HD qaulity and will work after loading for a quick couple of seconds).
All this talk about The Patriots and NFL has me ready for football season. This is a nice little gem I found with a bunch of rookie's doing their best end zone celebrations for an authentic Michael Jordan jersey. Just peep how bad the white dudes are at them....c'mon guys your giving all of us a bad name.
Lastly, I don't really watch any Nascar or Formula 1 racing...at all. But there is a pretty ill story coming from the Monaco Grand Prix (whatever that is). Apparently there was a billboard on the track of a model named Jessiqa Pace (you really have to spell your name with a q?) which was causing some distractions to the drivers. In fact a former champ of the race even crashed in a trial run directly in front of gigantic picture of her.
This just further proves that hot b*tches will someday figure it out and rule the world...I mean how can they not? All they have to do is put giant pictures of themselves everywhere and men will start crashing their cars into eachother. This is her below.
Check out this video I came across from a Complex magazine interview with Dustin Pedroia. There is really only one funny part about this wife, but it's still worth watching. He might be the best personality in Boston sports...the dude cares less and will say whatever is on his mind. He also calls his BP the "Laser Show." (give it a second to load, if it doesn't work click on the little SD button which turns it to HD qaulity and will work after loading for a quick couple of seconds).
All this talk about The Patriots and NFL has me ready for football season. This is a nice little gem I found with a bunch of rookie's doing their best end zone celebrations for an authentic Michael Jordan jersey. Just peep how bad the white dudes are at them....c'mon guys your giving all of us a bad name.
Lastly, I don't really watch any Nascar or Formula 1 racing...at all. But there is a pretty ill story coming from the Monaco Grand Prix (whatever that is). Apparently there was a billboard on the track of a model named Jessiqa Pace (you really have to spell your name with a q?) which was causing some distractions to the drivers. In fact a former champ of the race even crashed in a trial run directly in front of gigantic picture of her.
This just further proves that hot b*tches will someday figure it out and rule the world...I mean how can they not? All they have to do is put giant pictures of themselves everywhere and men will start crashing their cars into eachother. This is her below.
-J Perk
Get Emmmmmm
Just stumbled across this in my morning scan of the internet. I think it just came out in the last day or two.....
Fight poster for the next Affliction event with The Bridge's own Dan "Upgrade" Lauzon. The matchups haven't even been announced yet (outside of the obvious one on the poster) but you gotta think that he is matching up against Horodecki.
I was honestly wondering when the next Affliction event was going to be and then when I peeped their site real quick this morning it was up there....almost like my brain F*ing knew that it would be there.
Sucks we have to wait until August to watch the Upgrade beat up on that Canadian baby face biyyyatccch. GetEmmmmmmmmmm.
-J Perk
Fight poster for the next Affliction event with The Bridge's own Dan "Upgrade" Lauzon. The matchups haven't even been announced yet (outside of the obvious one on the poster) but you gotta think that he is matching up against Horodecki.
I was honestly wondering when the next Affliction event was going to be and then when I peeped their site real quick this morning it was up there....almost like my brain F*ing knew that it would be there.Sucks we have to wait until August to watch the Upgrade beat up on that Canadian baby face biyyyatccch. GetEmmmmmmmmmm.
-J Perk
Thursday, May 28, 2009
The Hangover
So I went to a screening for The Hangover (comes out June 5, next Friday) last night in Boston.
Two words: Un Real.
It was my favorite movie of the summer season thus far, surpassing, in order, Star Trek, X-Men Origins, and Angels and Demons (haven’t seen Terminator yet) and easily one of the best comedies in a long time – even better than I Love You, Man, which I thought was terrific.
The premise itself is great: three dudes take out their buddy for a bachelor blowout night in Vegas. As you’d expect, things get a little out of hand, something goes wrong, and they have to spend the rest of the movie retracing their steps from the night before. I being overly vague – you’d get way more reading a real review – but I think it’s better to not even know the whole premise. I didn’t and it was iller.
Maybe it’s because I wasn’t expecting much, or maybe it’s because we don’t have enough bad-ass comedies anymore, but I was thoroughly impressed with the pace, timing and theme of the whole thing. These days comedies are about lovable losers and wussy funnymen, with heartfelt underlying themes that usually manifest in a corny true love story (Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Wedding Crashers, Knocked Up, and in terms of bromance, Superbad and I Love You Man). This movie has none of that. It’s straight bad-ass and funny, the closest sniff of anything sincere only coming when one of the guys has to make a decision with a stripper.
Too often comedies fall apart after they come out swinging in the first 30-45 minutes. Hangover comes out throwing haymakers, but like Mike Tyson in his prime, doesn’t stop there. It goes for the full-blown knockout at the end with one of the best ending sequences of ALL-TIME. Seriously, we may have seen the unedited version (wayyy too many penises) but the way they end it is perfect. I can’t even hint at it without giving anything away. It’s not that you will be surprised or anything, just extremely fulfilled – it’s exactly what you want.
It was written by two unknowns, John Lucas and Scott Moore, but it could have easily been written by anyone of my friends. The jokes are my type of humor.
Jokes like: “Counting cards is foolproof.”
“Yea, and it’s also illegal.”
“It’s not illegal! It’s frowned upon, like…like…masturbating on a plane.”
“I’m pretty sure that’s illegal.”
“Yea, maybe after 9/11, with everybody is so sensitive and shit.
…Thanks, Bin Laden.”
The director is Todd Phillips, who produced Old School, and he delivers a little treat that will take you back to that movie. My lips are sealed. I was a little concerned with Bradley Cooper (The Sack from Wedding Crashers) in the lead, but he murders it. I hope this opens some more doors for him ‘cause he’s a beast in this movie. Ed Helms is secret ill too and Heather Graham is, well, hot, but it’s Zach Galifianakis (??) who steals the movie. I’d say it’s a breakout role, but he’s already 40.
I def recommend seeing this movie. Maybe party a little before too. You’ll pretty much want to immediately head to Vegas with your crew right after. I was gonna post the trailer, but it ruins too mnay jokes. Don't even watch that thing.
Two words: Un Real.
It was my favorite movie of the summer season thus far, surpassing, in order, Star Trek, X-Men Origins, and Angels and Demons (haven’t seen Terminator yet) and easily one of the best comedies in a long time – even better than I Love You, Man, which I thought was terrific.
The premise itself is great: three dudes take out their buddy for a bachelor blowout night in Vegas. As you’d expect, things get a little out of hand, something goes wrong, and they have to spend the rest of the movie retracing their steps from the night before. I being overly vague – you’d get way more reading a real review – but I think it’s better to not even know the whole premise. I didn’t and it was iller.
Maybe it’s because I wasn’t expecting much, or maybe it’s because we don’t have enough bad-ass comedies anymore, but I was thoroughly impressed with the pace, timing and theme of the whole thing. These days comedies are about lovable losers and wussy funnymen, with heartfelt underlying themes that usually manifest in a corny true love story (Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Wedding Crashers, Knocked Up, and in terms of bromance, Superbad and I Love You Man). This movie has none of that. It’s straight bad-ass and funny, the closest sniff of anything sincere only coming when one of the guys has to make a decision with a stripper.
Too often comedies fall apart after they come out swinging in the first 30-45 minutes. Hangover comes out throwing haymakers, but like Mike Tyson in his prime, doesn’t stop there. It goes for the full-blown knockout at the end with one of the best ending sequences of ALL-TIME. Seriously, we may have seen the unedited version (wayyy too many penises) but the way they end it is perfect. I can’t even hint at it without giving anything away. It’s not that you will be surprised or anything, just extremely fulfilled – it’s exactly what you want.
It was written by two unknowns, John Lucas and Scott Moore, but it could have easily been written by anyone of my friends. The jokes are my type of humor.
Jokes like: “Counting cards is foolproof.”
“Yea, and it’s also illegal.”
“It’s not illegal! It’s frowned upon, like…like…masturbating on a plane.”
“I’m pretty sure that’s illegal.”
“Yea, maybe after 9/11, with everybody is so sensitive and shit.
…Thanks, Bin Laden.”
The director is Todd Phillips, who produced Old School, and he delivers a little treat that will take you back to that movie. My lips are sealed. I was a little concerned with Bradley Cooper (The Sack from Wedding Crashers) in the lead, but he murders it. I hope this opens some more doors for him ‘cause he’s a beast in this movie. Ed Helms is secret ill too and Heather Graham is, well, hot, but it’s Zach Galifianakis (??) who steals the movie. I’d say it’s a breakout role, but he’s already 40.
I def recommend seeing this movie. Maybe party a little before too. You’ll pretty much want to immediately head to Vegas with your crew right after. I was gonna post the trailer, but it ruins too mnay jokes. Don't even watch that thing.
-Nick
A little flava for your ear...
Every once in a while I like to throw something different out there just to prove that I do like stuff other than straight mixtape rap.
Found this on someone's facebook status so it is a straight theft on my part.
Nyle - "Let the beat build"
Real lyrical....I'm feeling it
-J Perk
Found this on someone's facebook status so it is a straight theft on my part.
Nyle - "Let the beat build"
Real lyrical....I'm feeling it
-J Perk
So Calm
Damn this video makes my heart start pounding. Either Im claustrophobic, or just normal, but that looks terrifying to me. You always hear about them stuffing Chinese people in trains but to see the process freaks me out. Look how calm and normal this is to them. If I was in the middle of that cluster, I would probably flip out, scream, and start to cry or possibly black out.
-Wolfie
Thursday Deal
Finally I found another deal that I actually like to put up here for all of you. I mean I know the days of having your ipod play through your stereo are almost done for most of you...but for those of you who still do it, here's something for ya.
ALPINE EX-10 Universal Bluetooth Handsfree Car Kit with iPod Controller - $49.99
It will sync all your bluetooth devices which means it can do things like go through your cell's caller ID and phonebook, and it also is a transmitter for your iPod so you can control it through your car stereo via remote. Also it looks pretty flashy and it's from one of the best in car audio.
Click HERE to grab it.
-J Perk
ALPINE EX-10 Universal Bluetooth Handsfree Car Kit with iPod Controller - $49.99
It will sync all your bluetooth devices which means it can do things like go through your cell's caller ID and phonebook, and it also is a transmitter for your iPod so you can control it through your car stereo via remote. Also it looks pretty flashy and it's from one of the best in car audio.
Click HERE to grab it.
-J Perk
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Peep The Playoffs
If you are watching the NBA playoffs right now then you have been treated to a couple solid conference final subplots. Cleveland getting twerked and the Thuggets giving the Lakers a hell of a series. If you are a casual fan I would suggest getting back on the wagon as soon as possible.
I didn't see Cleveland getting handled like this in a milli. I still think they win the series down 3-1. Orlando is a real good 3 point shooting team but they have had to be in order to be in it. Orlando blew teams out when they shot over 40% from three land in the regular season (27-3 with avg margin of victory at 14 pts). The Magic have shot over 40 from down town three times this series with a 1 point loss, a 1 pt win, and an overtime win. Don't be surprised if they cool off and King James makes this a series. Plus the league/refs want Kobe/Lebron, and Im serious when I say that is a real and large factor for me.
The other series, Den/LA, has had a large story and implication too. No, Im not talking about Kenyon Martin still wanting to kill Mark Cuban's horse, cut off its head, and put it under his covers when hes sleeping. And no Im not talking about JR Smith dropping gang signs. Im talking about Carmelo Anthony turning himself into an unstoppable force before our eyes. Melo is threatening to put himself back in the Wade/Lebron-osphere. If Melo makes a final and LBJ doesn't, all three will have an appearance under their belt.
Another cool thing I heard about Melo was when I was listening to a JA Adande interview and he said that Kobe told him Melo is stronger than Lebron. Im not sure if I completely buy that. Maybe functional/retard strength, but whatever, still. If Kobe said it, it impresses me. Melo makes scoring look effortless. Another thing Adande was saying was that we play up the Kobe/Lebron relationship at the Olympics but the truth is that it was Kobe and Melo who got the closest. Melo doesn't have Kobe's mean streak or anything, but you can tell he smoked only 1 blunt a day instead of 5 this season. Observing how hard Kobe goes after it day in and day out when they were in Athens will do that to ya.
-Here is a cool article exploring whether or not Lebron could really play in the NFL. What do I think? I think he would pwn everyone and make 10 probowls.
-Wolfie
Wednesday RoundUp
First off all, Ryan Seacrest does whatever he wants. You'd like to stop him...but you just can't. Here he is being ill in Vegas with this ex-stripper and online cult favorite, Leper, made famous by thedirty.com:
Here's a lil something if you were wondering what Eminem was up to:
Oh, and don't f*ck with Pitbull at a concert, especially if you want to throw money in his face. Cause he'll CRUNDLE you:
Here's a lil something if you were wondering what Eminem was up to:
Oh, and don't f*ck with Pitbull at a concert, especially if you want to throw money in his face. Cause he'll CRUNDLE you:
Day of Champions
Today is a good day to become a fake soccer fan if you have some free time this afternoon.
The UEFA Champions League final is today (2:30 ESPN). It pits defending champs Manchester United against Barcelona – a truly sterling matchup hyped more for the strikers (Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi) than the actual teams.
Remember last year, when the final went to PKs and Ronaldo (the A-Rod of soccer as dubbed by WKFTB) was weeping after missing his shot? This could be as dramatic of a finish.
Both ManU and Barcelona are LOADED. ManU has Ronaldo, Wayne Rooney, Carlos Tevez, and goalkeeper Edwin van der Sar. Barcelona boasts Messi, Xavi, Thierry Henry, and my boyyyyy Samuel Eto’o.
I’m feeling a ManU repeat if for no other reason than I think Barca should have lost to Chelsea.
Either way, if you have a free afternoon or you’re a loser like me and work from home most of the week, tune up the HD, kick back on the couch and watch a crispy game.
The UEFA Champions League final is today (2:30 ESPN). It pits defending champs Manchester United against Barcelona – a truly sterling matchup hyped more for the strikers (Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi) than the actual teams.
Remember last year, when the final went to PKs and Ronaldo (the A-Rod of soccer as dubbed by WKFTB) was weeping after missing his shot? This could be as dramatic of a finish.
Both ManU and Barcelona are LOADED. ManU has Ronaldo, Wayne Rooney, Carlos Tevez, and goalkeeper Edwin van der Sar. Barcelona boasts Messi, Xavi, Thierry Henry, and my boyyyyy Samuel Eto’o.
I’m feeling a ManU repeat if for no other reason than I think Barca should have lost to Chelsea.
Either way, if you have a free afternoon or you’re a loser like me and work from home most of the week, tune up the HD, kick back on the couch and watch a crispy game.
A Tribute to....Kate Beckinsale
I know I have said this before jokingly about like half of the girls I have thrown up here, but seriously Kate Beckinsale is my favorite of all time. I don't know what it was really that did it for me, I think it was her role in the corny Adam Sandler movie Click...whatever it was, I'm in love. She is the cutest hot chick on the face of this planet, and I would do horrific things just to be able to hang out with her for one night.....
I would say the only small negative that she has going for her is the fact that she is a Britt...so she does have a bit of an accent. I mean over time this could even turn into a good thing so I guess I would consider her marriage material...ya know, if I ever meet/date her as I plan.
Keep doing ya thing Kate....the White Kid's see you out there, and if your ever in town, get at the kidddd.
-J Perk
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Music Tuesday Part 2
If you haven't been listening to Maino for a couple of years like I have (yup I'm telling you none of you have, I've been the only person I know listening and I'm being a dick and taking credit) then you've missed out on fire.
Maino feat. Young Jeezy, T-Pain - "All the Above Remix"
And now just to put something a littttleee risky on here for because that's what Nick likes....
Jay Sean ft. Lil Wayne - "Down"
Thank you for listening.
-J Perk
Maino feat. Young Jeezy, T-Pain - "All the Above Remix"
And now just to put something a littttleee risky on here for because that's what Nick likes....
Jay Sean ft. Lil Wayne - "Down"
Thank you for listening.
-J Perk
Required
Let me just give you guys a suggestion. Watch those suck-it videos. They are money and also have become a blogfather staple. Perkins and Williams were Charlie Daniels'ing people at the baseball tavern on friday night and I was amazed but also intrigued. I went home, watched the vids, and loved it. The next day a car buzzed my handlebars while I was just riding my bike enjoying the weather. I rode no hands and dropped a Suck It on him. Later in the night I saw Star Trek and was chopping trekkies with the Spock handed crotch chop when they wouldn't chill out. Bottom line, just watch the videos. Atleast you'll know the reason why one of us gets knocked out cold next weekend.
-Wolfie
-Wolfie
Music Tuesday Part 1
This song is a little weird and I don't even know how I feel about it....but it's Lil Wayne's attempt at talking about real life shit so I figured I'd put it up here to see what you all think.
Lil Wayne feat. Gudda Gudda - "Politics"
Eminem ft. Mr. Porter - "Respect my conglomerate freeestyylee"
I had to do it.....
Back at ya later on....
-J Perk
Lil Wayne feat. Gudda Gudda - "Politics"
Eminem ft. Mr. Porter - "Respect my conglomerate freeestyylee"
I had to do it.....
Back at ya later on....
-J Perk
Sorry for Partyin' Athlete Edition
I heard that Jermey Shockey was hospitalized again. The broadcast I watched didn't say what for, but from his reputation I obviously infered that it had soemthing to do with drugs/rehab/partying.
Yup. The Shocker went down this weekend at an event:
This from TheDirty.com: "This person stated that he over dosed, started foaming from the mouth as he went into seizure and lost all control of his bodily fluids. 'He sh*t himself as he went down.'"
--Nick
Yup. The Shocker went down this weekend at an event:
This from TheDirty.com: "This person stated that he over dosed, started foaming from the mouth as he went into seizure and lost all control of his bodily fluids. 'He sh*t himself as he went down.'"Damn homie.
That's kind of sad in a way because the dude obviously has problems. This on the other hand is great to make fun of -- your New York Yankees gaming on ugly biddies. Woo nice graphic T, Robby and ill kissy face, Melkey:
--Nick
Canseco Gets Bundled
Roger Clemens and Alex Rodriguez can take solace in this. Jose Canseco got knocked out 77 seconds into his MMA debut by Hong Man Choi.
Hoho, look at the size of this thing. Canseco runs around from this Yao Ming until he gets absolutely caught. Think he'll fight again?
Shades of Johnnie Morton (the former Kansas City receiver) in his MMA debut. Although Morton lasted 33 seconds less:
--Nick
Hoho, look at the size of this thing. Canseco runs around from this Yao Ming until he gets absolutely caught. Think he'll fight again?
Shades of Johnnie Morton (the former Kansas City receiver) in his MMA debut. Although Morton lasted 33 seconds less:
--Nick
Monday, May 25, 2009
Cpl Memorial Day Links
First one is WKFTB fan Mark Climo's amazing last-second shot in the local basketball league. Just saw this today and thought it was fireee:
This one is Eminem on Jimmy Kimmel. Pretty interesting, him talking about his album and how he's sober now. He also brought a bunch of down on their luck and out of work auto workers from Detroit to the show, paying their way. Like nice guy?
This one is Eminem on Jimmy Kimmel. Pretty interesting, him talking about his album and how he's sober now. He also brought a bunch of down on their luck and out of work auto workers from Detroit to the show, paying their way. Like nice guy?
Happy Memorial Day
I know that it is sometimes hard to take my serious...and this will probably be one of those times, but F it I have to try anyways.
I just wanted to wish a Happy Memorial Day to all of you out there. I'm not sure if we even have anyone who has served that is a loyal reader, but I would say everyone from our town is friends with one person who has been in the military. So while your out partying today, take a moment to remember what this day is really about, and be thankful for the men and women we have serving our country, and say a prayer for the ones that we've lost along the way.
On a less serious note, since I forgot that I couldn't buy booze today I will have to go through most of the day sober....which means I am probably delaying Music Monday until tomorrow. Because if you can't buy beer, then you shouldn't be able to enjoy my incredible blogging musical work.
Have a good one.
-J Perk
Friday, May 22, 2009
Friday Blackout Checklist....
Alright I know most of you out there always read each Friday and look for the wisdom that I bestow upon you for your weekend partying....things like "take it easy and if it's easy take it home," and also how to get so drunk that you end up in your own back seat and lose your license. You guys are all out there reading those things being like "Oh man, I wish I was just like Jake and knew how to party like him, and wish I could party with him, and if I'm a chick I wish I could do him...etc etc."
Well today is your lucky day, because I have assembled a checklist of things that I make sure to do each night that I go into town.
-Drink 3-6 drinks and enjoy a treat (of your choice) before going out anywhere
-Call Nick a chooch or choochiest kid 12-340 times
-Give someone at bar the "Charlie Daniels" (PLEASE refer to video below...specifically from 30 seconds on)
-Make sure to call at least 3 other dudes Bro for example "Oh excuse me Bro where'd you get that sweet grahpic T-shirt?"
-Continually try to get girls by leaning to your boy as they walk by and saying outloud "Is that the one!?!?!"
-As you near the point of blackout, don't give in.....go order another round of drinks and call yourself "The Kid" to the bartender. Example: "Why don't you round up 3 Coors Lights for The Kid"
-Repeat the "Charlie Daniels" or whatever your favorite crotch chop is...preferably directed at a female
Well today is your lucky day, because I have assembled a checklist of things that I make sure to do each night that I go into town.
-Drink 3-6 drinks and enjoy a treat (of your choice) before going out anywhere
-Call Nick a chooch or choochiest kid 12-340 times
-Give someone at bar the "Charlie Daniels" (PLEASE refer to video below...specifically from 30 seconds on)
-Make sure to call at least 3 other dudes Bro for example "Oh excuse me Bro where'd you get that sweet grahpic T-shirt?"
-Continually try to get girls by leaning to your boy as they walk by and saying outloud "Is that the one!?!?!"
-As you near the point of blackout, don't give in.....go order another round of drinks and call yourself "The Kid" to the bartender. Example: "Why don't you round up 3 Coors Lights for The Kid"
-Repeat the "Charlie Daniels" or whatever your favorite crotch chop is...preferably directed at a female
-When told you did something rude and innappropriate respond with, "Hey Bro, Sorry for Partying"
-As you leave the bar make sure to yell weird things at people you see on the streets like this classic at any girl "Think ya cuuuute" or to guys "Your a chooooooch"
-Blackout
-J Perk
-As you leave the bar make sure to yell weird things at people you see on the streets like this classic at any girl "Think ya cuuuute" or to guys "Your a chooooooch"
-Blackout
-Seach for another treat somehow...someway (at this point, this includes BK, Wendy's, McDonalds, etc)
-Wake up and pull trigger if need be
-Repeat Saturday Night
Follow these simple steps, and you can party just like me. Enjoy the weekend ya bitches.
-Wake up and pull trigger if need be
-Repeat Saturday Night
Follow these simple steps, and you can party just like me. Enjoy the weekend ya bitches.
-J Perk
Local Lookalike
OK most of our readers are still local so this should be pretty sweet for you guys. I got this pic sent to me with the subject heading of "Spagone and Marston??". Referencing East Bridgewater's own Taylur Spagone and Amanda Marston. I opened the picture and thought it was pretty damn awesome, laughed a good amount. Not only does it look enough like them to be funny, but the picture itself is out of control. That a graduation photo? Your GF really nude in Bradshaw studio? You love grabbin her ass in a foggy forest setting? That baby has no chance.
(Also Spagone, if you hate this let me know. Im not trying to start beef over a sweet ass lookalike.)
-Wolfie
(Also Spagone, if you hate this let me know. Im not trying to start beef over a sweet ass lookalike.)
-Wolfie
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Mild Workout
Matt Hughes and Sean Sherk's workout will make you feel like you don't even workout when you are at the gym. This is pretty insane. Doing the Airdyne bike with blacked out gas masks? Jesus bro, you little muscleheads might need to relax.
-Wolfie
-Wolfie
That's hotttttttt
Well I think what I really took from this commercial is that we need to get to wherever this outlet is and fast.....because these biddies and these deals won't be there forever.
-J Perk
-J Perk
Thursday Deal
To our readers....
This deal is not really directed to you, in fact, I am putting it up because I feel that in order to take this thing to the next level that one of you have to actually BUY THIS and then give it to me. I think that it's only fair that after we have provided you with entertainment for so long that you give something back...
BOOM. There it is....how to become a blogging pro, for only $17.00. I think with this book we really can take it to the top. Click HERE to grab it.
I will be back in a bit with something more legit for all of you....
-J Perk
This deal is not really directed to you, in fact, I am putting it up because I feel that in order to take this thing to the next level that one of you have to actually BUY THIS and then give it to me. I think that it's only fair that after we have provided you with entertainment for so long that you give something back...
BOOM. There it is....how to become a blogging pro, for only $17.00. I think with this book we really can take it to the top. Click HERE to grab it.
I will be back in a bit with something more legit for all of you....
-J Perk
American Lie-dol
Real good post Williams, borderline epic. I just wanted to follow up a little with what I thought about the finale and the show in general.
Seacrest dropping that bro on Kris cracked me up. I legit loved it. Seacrest shits bricks of gold. Imagine how money he would be at any cookout. Such an ill chameleon.
Some of the staged stuff was a little much but whatever. Thought the bikini girl stuff was a little ridiculous and Kara was risssky. Shes 38 though and is def a little sexy tomcat.
I sweat Simon. That guys peacock euro-swag is borderline immeasurable. He reps the most ridic haircut, a middle parted flat top, like its nothin. And his girlfriends would blow you away. He also makes something like 50 mill a season now. But damn is he worth every penny. Sometimes people have to hear the truth, and noone likes delivering it more than Simon Cowell.
Paula came out and admitted she was battling pain killers recently. Dude I had that pegged so long ago. I would watch her glassed over eyes and how she LOVED shit and would tell anyone that wanted to listen she was poppin percs on TV, too obvious.
I dont think people realize how big Kara DioGuardi actually is in the industry. Shes like the female Babyface. I cringed a little when you dissed her. Shes not just a writer, shes a producer too, AKA higher up on the food chain than artists. Shes fuckin huge in the industry. She has 46 top 10 albums to her credit and her songs credited have sold 100 million copies. She has hundreds of millions of dollars, absolute balla.
You are absolutely right about getting your soul pwned once you sign the idol contract too. Kelly Clarkson has sold 10 million albums in the US and makes peanuts. Know why she isn't on cribs? Because she prob lives in a raised ranch in Weymouth. That stress is probably why she packed on 50 pounds too. (And by the way, shes the best singer the show has produced.)
Simon Fuller, the guy who created the show and works for 19 entertainment gets half of what any semi finalist makes right off the top, incredible. A lot of people get paid before them. They can go platinum and have nothing to really show for it. They are liable for up to 5 million if they recount their experiences without permission and 19 entertainment censors/approves any interview content. So basically Idol chews them up and spits them out. They learn what the entertainment business is all about at an accelerated pace, become jaded, and then aren't contractually allowed to talk about it. They all get lawyered up and try to escape at some point.
Idol is a corrupt racket. Simon Cowell's record company signs the winner, Kara is already writing for Kris Allen, Randy... well Randy just gives daps and Paula is around for comedic relief, but you know what I mean. The music industry is brutal and if you look a little closer you'll see that Idol is just about getting people paid. Its a microcosm of the business. Its also a cash cow. They pimp out these talented kids who would do anything to be on the show and have them sign nightmarish contracts in return for short term success.
Yet I cant wait for next season.
Sorry for being Debbie Downer too. Just trying to shine some light.
-Wolfie
Seacrest dropping that bro on Kris cracked me up. I legit loved it. Seacrest shits bricks of gold. Imagine how money he would be at any cookout. Such an ill chameleon.
Some of the staged stuff was a little much but whatever. Thought the bikini girl stuff was a little ridiculous and Kara was risssky. Shes 38 though and is def a little sexy tomcat.
I sweat Simon. That guys peacock euro-swag is borderline immeasurable. He reps the most ridic haircut, a middle parted flat top, like its nothin. And his girlfriends would blow you away. He also makes something like 50 mill a season now. But damn is he worth every penny. Sometimes people have to hear the truth, and noone likes delivering it more than Simon Cowell.
Paula came out and admitted she was battling pain killers recently. Dude I had that pegged so long ago. I would watch her glassed over eyes and how she LOVED shit and would tell anyone that wanted to listen she was poppin percs on TV, too obvious.
I dont think people realize how big Kara DioGuardi actually is in the industry. Shes like the female Babyface. I cringed a little when you dissed her. Shes not just a writer, shes a producer too, AKA higher up on the food chain than artists. Shes fuckin huge in the industry. She has 46 top 10 albums to her credit and her songs credited have sold 100 million copies. She has hundreds of millions of dollars, absolute balla.
You are absolutely right about getting your soul pwned once you sign the idol contract too. Kelly Clarkson has sold 10 million albums in the US and makes peanuts. Know why she isn't on cribs? Because she prob lives in a raised ranch in Weymouth. That stress is probably why she packed on 50 pounds too. (And by the way, shes the best singer the show has produced.)
Simon Fuller, the guy who created the show and works for 19 entertainment gets half of what any semi finalist makes right off the top, incredible. A lot of people get paid before them. They can go platinum and have nothing to really show for it. They are liable for up to 5 million if they recount their experiences without permission and 19 entertainment censors/approves any interview content. So basically Idol chews them up and spits them out. They learn what the entertainment business is all about at an accelerated pace, become jaded, and then aren't contractually allowed to talk about it. They all get lawyered up and try to escape at some point.
Idol is a corrupt racket. Simon Cowell's record company signs the winner, Kara is already writing for Kris Allen, Randy... well Randy just gives daps and Paula is around for comedic relief, but you know what I mean. The music industry is brutal and if you look a little closer you'll see that Idol is just about getting people paid. Its a microcosm of the business. Its also a cash cow. They pimp out these talented kids who would do anything to be on the show and have them sign nightmarish contracts in return for short term success.
Yet I cant wait for next season.
Sorry for being Debbie Downer too. Just trying to shine some light.
-Wolfie
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Your American Idol
Kris Allen is the 2009 American Idol. A travesty of epic proportions, Allen’s ascension to the top of pop culture exposes the fatal flaw of the Idol voting structure – it’s made up of millions of preteen white females with hormones so jacked up, you think they just came from a barbecue at Jose Canseco’s house.
Has anyone ever gone this far just by being hot? Doubtful. Adam Lambert deserved this and everybody knows it. I don’t know if you could really call it an “upset” because in the Top 4 and Top 3 results shows, Allen was the first one sent to the “safe” zone, usually indicating he received the highest vote count. I had a feeling this was going to happen. Should have been Gokey vs. Lambert. But, oh well. I do have to admit that Allen’s rendition of “Heartless” was pretty silky.
First thing Seacrest said to him: “You just won American Idol, bro.” I love this fuckin guy.
He was so nervous and shy about it. He like knew the only reason he got it was because of the girls who vote. He did said that Adam deserved it, which was cool I guess. Kris should actually be pretty decent, but he won't be able to do the obligatory media and talk show circus as well as Adam could have. I can picture Adam being a mega star. Same with Danny Gokey, and maybe even Lil Rounds or Matt Giruad. This was a pretty talented season in my mind. Certainly more interest than last year when chooch David Cook and whoever he was going against reached the finals. Kind of interesting that small-statured, guitar-wielding, light-facial-hair-having white dudes won back to back years. I’m not sure what that says about America’s future sluts. But whatever.
Has anyone ever gone this far just by being hot? Doubtful. Adam Lambert deserved this and everybody knows it. I don’t know if you could really call it an “upset” because in the Top 4 and Top 3 results shows, Allen was the first one sent to the “safe” zone, usually indicating he received the highest vote count. I had a feeling this was going to happen. Should have been Gokey vs. Lambert. But, oh well. I do have to admit that Allen’s rendition of “Heartless” was pretty silky.
First thing Seacrest said to him: “You just won American Idol, bro.” I love this fuckin guy.
He was so nervous and shy about it. He like knew the only reason he got it was because of the girls who vote. He did said that Adam deserved it, which was cool I guess. Kris should actually be pretty decent, but he won't be able to do the obligatory media and talk show circus as well as Adam could have. I can picture Adam being a mega star. Same with Danny Gokey, and maybe even Lil Rounds or Matt Giruad. This was a pretty talented season in my mind. Certainly more interest than last year when chooch David Cook and whoever he was going against reached the finals. Kind of interesting that small-statured, guitar-wielding, light-facial-hair-having white dudes won back to back years. I’m not sure what that says about America’s future sluts. But whatever.
Here are some things I liked about the AI finale:
100 Million: As in the number of votes for the final. Wow. You’d like to stop American Idol, but you can’t. Most viewed show week after week. This money pit is FOX’s baby. You’ll see this show on until America gets sick of it, which judging by the record number of votes, it hasn’t yet.
Katrina Darrell aka Bikini Girl: WOOO…not only did she come strutting out in the bikini again, but she’s sporting a brand new chugggge rack. Wayoo. She might actually become famous.
Seacrest with the line of the night: “I was going to ask what’s new, but I think I already know.” Guy’s the secret man sometimes.
Not only did they have Katrina perform the song she beefed with Kara DioGuardi about, but then Kara came out behind her singing louder. Wow, they def didn’t tell Katrina that cause she looked HEATED. Kara kinda killed it too. I thought her dress ripped at first, but she actually tore it open to reveal a black bikini. Wow, just reaffirming what I’ve always thought. You know what…
…I’ve been meaning to bring this up for a long time. She’s an underrated babe. Lil sexy vix
en thing. Kara DioGuardi, even thought you’re sometimes a bitch, and definitely were not good enough to be a star , and that’s why you’re just a writer, WKTFB salutes you.Adam Lambert’s Dad: This guy used to look miz (short for miserable) during the first string of the get-to-know-the-family interviews. I could tell right way when, sometime in during Hollywood Week during a filmed piece at the Lambert’s home, his mother was touting the normal line, something like “we don’t care about success, we’ll support Adam no matter what.”
To which his father snarled something like, “Well, yeah, but success would be nice too.” You can tell this old school lumberjack of a man couldn’t stand his lil half-fairy son possibly making out with dudes and floundering in California theaters without a real job.
Now? Guy is a proud papa. Adam’s gay? Who cares. He’s eccentric and too dramatic? Whatever. He has nail polish? Great! Cause he might just become the biggest rocker of the new millennium. Like it or not.
Group Songs: Whole Top 13 is here performing tonight. I feel like once you’re on American Idol, the franchise owns your soul. I don’t think you can get away from them. What if these people had like something to do tonight? I feel like the producers just tell em to do anything. Just a bunch of kids so grateful to get a chance in the beginning. I bet it gets awkward later when they become huge stars. I can’t wait until the first big star tries to break away from 19 Management, Idol’s record company that has first right to the contestants. I would love to be the first.
Nick Mitchell: Yeahhhh…Normal Gentle. Good to see him have a nice part in this even though he wasn’t in the Top 13.
Lil Rounds/Queen Latifah: Must be so awesome to be a suddenly famous artist and get to perform with someone you surely loved (at least liked) in front of millions of people. I have to say, I don’t know what it is…did Lil Rounds lose weight, have a makeover, or maybe it’s the hair extensions? Whatever it is, she looks pretty fiayyah tonight.
Guests: Latifah, Rod Stewart, Black Eyed Peas, Steve Martin, Jason Mraz, Carlos Santana, Lionel Richie, Keith Urban, KISS, Cyndi Lauper. Idol flexed its muscles tonight. Can it be stopped?
Tatiana Del Toro: Hohoooo. In another move of spontaneity, when be presented with some weird Golden Idol award like Katrina and Norman/Nick, the crybaby drama queen who everybody loves to hate was told by Seacrest to sit down and not come to the stage because they were short on time. Well, not only did she Emmitt Smith 2-3 security guards to get to the stage, she ripped the mic out of Seacrest’s hands and said “this is how I got on the show” and started singing the same song she always sings. With no music. With a stunned Seacrest looking on. Then with 3 dudes coming up and grabbing her off the stage. I think it was staged, but I still laughed.
Tatiana Del Toro: Hohoooo. In another move of spontaneity, when be presented with some weird Golden Idol award like Katrina and Norman/Nick, the crybaby drama queen who everybody loves to hate was told by Seacrest to sit down and not come to the stage because they were short on time. Well, not only did she Emmitt Smith 2-3 security guards to get to the stage, she ripped the mic out of Seacrest’s hands and said “this is how I got on the show” and started singing the same song she always sings. With no music. With a stunned Seacrest looking on. Then with 3 dudes coming up and grabbing her off the stage. I think it was staged, but I still laughed.
Until next year, you're faithful American Idol blogger: Nick.
FU*K
Am I the only person absolutely heated Roid-tiz hit a bomb tonight? That old-verweight creaky toad just bought himself more time in the 3 hole guessing and whiffing for my favorite team. Only way I want him hitting there is if he has lasik eye surgery, does Roids/HGH/Insulin, takes cortisone shots into his kneecaps, and shows some fire instead of hanging his head when he whiffs every 1.0 at bats. Wait a second wouldn't my plan just turn him into Manny last year? Well yes, and I would take that all day over who Ortiz is to me right now Ruben Sierra. I also heard his birth certificate is forged and he is really 41 years old. Ortiz and Tejada have like 15 grandkids already
What do I expect from Big Flapi this year? Probably something like he hit in 2000 for the Twins. You know, before he put on all that roid beef and started hitting 500 footers (see below).
2000 Ortiz - Minnesota Twins = 135 games /10 HR /800 ops /Fuck
-Wared Jolfe
What do I expect from Big Flapi this year? Probably something like he hit in 2000 for the Twins. You know, before he put on all that roid beef and started hitting 500 footers (see below).
2000 Ortiz - Minnesota Twins = 135 games /10 HR /800 ops /Fuck
-Wared Jolfe
Hey Papi
The Sultan of Swat is back!
Ha..kiddin, but that was sweet. You know when your premier slugger, the former most feared left-handed hitter in the leaugue and face of the franchise swats a meaningless home run in May and gets an ovation like he just hit a game winner in October that you have really good fans. Or you are in trouble. Either or.
Still, congrats Big Papi. The monkey's off your back.
Like Jake just told me: "And the race to 10 HRs ensues..."
Missing Link
Honk for Darwinism.
I just saw this on googles main page. I guess its a pretty big discovery for science and evolutionary theory and all that cool stuff. It links humans with lemurs. Check it out if you're a nerd, or an evangelical.
Missing Link Found - Nat Geo
Darwinius Masillae - NY Daily News
-Wolfie
A Tribute to....Mariah
So now that I finally came out of the fog that was my day yesterday I have already logged on to see that Benedict Arnold Nick has stolen my usual Wednesday biddy post, but don't you worry, the kid won't let you down.
During my little rant on Nick Cannon yesterday in that massive Eminem diary that none of you read I was thinking how the hell did that chooch get Mariah? I mean I know she's out of her mind, but she is still fire in my eyes. So let's take a nice little visual trip through the times of Mariah Carey.
Oh yesssss....Mariah still has it, that's for sure. I'm pretty sure she has got to be crazier than bat shit (is that even a phrase?) though...especially if she's married to that dude from Drum Line.
-J Perk
During my little rant on Nick Cannon yesterday in that massive Eminem diary that none of you read I was thinking how the hell did that chooch get Mariah? I mean I know she's out of her mind, but she is still fire in my eyes. So let's take a nice little visual trip through the times of Mariah Carey.
Oh yesssss....Mariah still has it, that's for sure. I'm pretty sure she has got to be crazier than bat shit (is that even a phrase?) though...especially if she's married to that dude from Drum Line.
-J Perk
Sharing is Caring
I'm only disclosing this information because I have already secured my own tickets. Asher Roth headlining with Kid Cudi, Bobby Ray (B.o.B) and 88-Keys at the House of Blues Boston, Tuesday, July 14th 8PM.
I had a lot of fun and red bull vodkas last time I went to the HOB, so I'm hoping for a repeat. You should buy tickets and go. Actually the most excited for 88-Keys and Kid Cudi together. Enjoy the unrelated pic:
I had a lot of fun and red bull vodkas last time I went to the HOB, so I'm hoping for a repeat. You should buy tickets and go. Actually the most excited for 88-Keys and Kid Cudi together. Enjoy the unrelated pic:
Melanie Collins
You watch the NBA? Then we know you've seen her on the sideline and thought, "Who the F is that little dipset??" So, considering that I'm a blogging beast, and today is Wednesday, I felt it was right to bring you this babe. Don't worry, I'm sure Jakey will deliver too and you'll get double for your money.
Anyway, meet Melanie Collins, NBA TV's sideline reporter and former Penn St. coed:
She was a former bikini model:
And recently came under fire (and tore up the dude-run blogosphere) for this pic:
I dunno, I think I love her:
---Nick
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Relapse Part 2
OK so we had to stop listening to the next song because in a conversation with my boy Anthony (he of the epic Em post 2 weeks ago) we were wondering if the British guy in the Intro was anyone famous. We figured Em would sneak someone in there, right?
Well, he did. And his name is fucking McNulty. Or, Dominic West from The Wire. First of all, how the F did these two get together? The parallels are uncanny. Both became famous for being one of the few white people in a black word. Both sometimes speak in accents foreign to them. And both are fuckkinnnn illllll.
Stay Wide Awake: Damn I’m loving this beat and hook. By the way I might be the most DUCCCKED up I’ve ever been on a Tuesday afternoon at 5pm in my life. I think the track is ill but damn….Wam can you put out something this good??? Really think you could….
Love this song. Second fav song of the CD so far. The baseline of the song reminds me of Clint Mansell’s Dead Reckoning, the song that plays at the end of Smokin’ Aces and before some sporting events. I’m beginning to like this album more and more as I listen on. It seems really well-thought out.
Old Time’s Sake: These guys have good chemistry together on a track. Whatever they do it just works….kinda like me and being ill. I like Dre getting on their first and rhyming a little bit, I wonder if Detox will hit stores before I turn 40.…time will tell.
Dre and Em reunited again. Let’s put it this way: it’s no Forgot About Dre. But then again, what is? I wonder if Dre even wrote any of these lyrics?
Must Be the Ganja: This was a different type of Eminem party song for some reason…..you don’t really hear him straight up talk about smoking “ganja” and that type of shit that much even on his last couple of Cds, I wonder why he switched up like this?
Must be why Jake asked me the name of this song 3 times. Must be why I saw 20-25 people scoop this CD during the 10 minutes I was standing by the Best Buy counter. Must be why we don’t have 9-5 jobs. Must be how Eminem can think of some of this shit. Must be why this song is fire.
Déjà vu: This is one of the songs I have no idea about going in…literally haven’t heard one thing about it and it makes it better. One of my least favorites so far to be honest….but I do have high standards of Em. I think at this point I feel like I’m waiting to hear the best track on the CD…nothing has pulled away as my favorite yet.
Took a little longer than expected to get this far because we took 20 to watch the “Suck It” videos below. Anyway, I like the déjà vu title with the whole Relapse theme. He mentions that he started using heavy when Proof died, which makes sense. Just straight popping off about sleeping pills and mints. I wonder if he’s still really sober or not. Does anyone know?
Beautiful: Whoa what is this…sounds ill right away. Em is most believable as a broke down dude…this sad and depressing flow suits him for some reason, and I think he always kills this slower shit. The beat has me hooked and him singing the chorus is risky but definitely works in this one. Bottom line, very good song.
Glad I chose not to listen to this song when it was leaked. Because this was a little surprise treat that I didn’t expect. I was waiting for his slow jam, his “Hailie’s Song” or “Spend Some Time.” This is it. I love when Em does slow stuff for some reason. His flow is real and he normally -- as is the case with all three of those songs – producers them himself.
Crack a Bottle: We have all heard this one before, it was the first and most leaked and all that…..I would definitely say it’s catchy and I guess you can’t go that wrong with Em, Dre, and 50...no matter where they are in their careers right now does not take away from the fact that they were all GIANTS at one point in the game. Good choice for a 1st single I guess, but nothing that blows me away.
The very first single off the album. 50 and Dre are good. It still holds its own but, I’ll admit we didn’t listen to the whole thing.
Underground/Ken Kaniff: Eminem closing the CD with some hate type music….I think this song is really ill lyrically, he killed it a couple times. Anytime he spouts of like this I’m a fan, it’s usually when he’s at his best no matter what he is talking about.
LOVE the traditional “A lot of people ask me…” The beat and chorus are pretty epic, which I’m always a fan off. Nice strong ending. Meanwhile, I’m fading hard at this point as we approach 7 p.m. You just can’t go this long in the day without a lil nap. And I still have to go out tonight? Really? Well, at least I got this CD to slam when I come back to.
Oh, and the return of Ken Kaniff is priceless. Wooo, Perkinssss boyyyyyyyyy.
--Jake and Nick
Well, he did. And his name is fucking McNulty. Or, Dominic West from The Wire. First of all, how the F did these two get together? The parallels are uncanny. Both became famous for being one of the few white people in a black word. Both sometimes speak in accents foreign to them. And both are fuckkinnnn illllll.
Stay Wide Awake: Damn I’m loving this beat and hook. By the way I might be the most DUCCCKED up I’ve ever been on a Tuesday afternoon at 5pm in my life. I think the track is ill but damn….Wam can you put out something this good??? Really think you could….
Love this song. Second fav song of the CD so far. The baseline of the song reminds me of Clint Mansell’s Dead Reckoning, the song that plays at the end of Smokin’ Aces and before some sporting events. I’m beginning to like this album more and more as I listen on. It seems really well-thought out.
Old Time’s Sake: These guys have good chemistry together on a track. Whatever they do it just works….kinda like me and being ill. I like Dre getting on their first and rhyming a little bit, I wonder if Detox will hit stores before I turn 40.…time will tell.
Dre and Em reunited again. Let’s put it this way: it’s no Forgot About Dre. But then again, what is? I wonder if Dre even wrote any of these lyrics?
Must Be the Ganja: This was a different type of Eminem party song for some reason…..you don’t really hear him straight up talk about smoking “ganja” and that type of shit that much even on his last couple of Cds, I wonder why he switched up like this?
Must be why Jake asked me the name of this song 3 times. Must be why I saw 20-25 people scoop this CD during the 10 minutes I was standing by the Best Buy counter. Must be why we don’t have 9-5 jobs. Must be how Eminem can think of some of this shit. Must be why this song is fire.
Déjà vu: This is one of the songs I have no idea about going in…literally haven’t heard one thing about it and it makes it better. One of my least favorites so far to be honest….but I do have high standards of Em. I think at this point I feel like I’m waiting to hear the best track on the CD…nothing has pulled away as my favorite yet.
Took a little longer than expected to get this far because we took 20 to watch the “Suck It” videos below. Anyway, I like the déjà vu title with the whole Relapse theme. He mentions that he started using heavy when Proof died, which makes sense. Just straight popping off about sleeping pills and mints. I wonder if he’s still really sober or not. Does anyone know?
Beautiful: Whoa what is this…sounds ill right away. Em is most believable as a broke down dude…this sad and depressing flow suits him for some reason, and I think he always kills this slower shit. The beat has me hooked and him singing the chorus is risky but definitely works in this one. Bottom line, very good song.
Glad I chose not to listen to this song when it was leaked. Because this was a little surprise treat that I didn’t expect. I was waiting for his slow jam, his “Hailie’s Song” or “Spend Some Time.” This is it. I love when Em does slow stuff for some reason. His flow is real and he normally -- as is the case with all three of those songs – producers them himself.
Crack a Bottle: We have all heard this one before, it was the first and most leaked and all that…..I would definitely say it’s catchy and I guess you can’t go that wrong with Em, Dre, and 50...no matter where they are in their careers right now does not take away from the fact that they were all GIANTS at one point in the game. Good choice for a 1st single I guess, but nothing that blows me away.
The very first single off the album. 50 and Dre are good. It still holds its own but, I’ll admit we didn’t listen to the whole thing.
Underground/Ken Kaniff: Eminem closing the CD with some hate type music….I think this song is really ill lyrically, he killed it a couple times. Anytime he spouts of like this I’m a fan, it’s usually when he’s at his best no matter what he is talking about.
LOVE the traditional “A lot of people ask me…” The beat and chorus are pretty epic, which I’m always a fan off. Nice strong ending. Meanwhile, I’m fading hard at this point as we approach 7 p.m. You just can’t go this long in the day without a lil nap. And I still have to go out tonight? Really? Well, at least I got this CD to slam when I come back to.
Oh, and the return of Ken Kaniff is priceless. Wooo, Perkinssss boyyyyyyyyy.
--Jake and Nick
Relapse Part I
Back on April 7 WKFTB told you this:
That’s pretty much how it went down – except better. Instead of Marylou’s we got Domino’s (the product of a free medium coupon that came with a Role Models purchase at BB). And instead of one Perkins, we got both brothers, as SP The Ghost took time out of his last day in EB to make a Best Buy trip with The Kids. We got a treat(s) plus some Twisted Treats and Coorsys.
We ended up on my back porch in The Rock. And call me Nickstrodamus because the sun is out -- it's hot as balls - and birds are blinging all around us. We knew, bro.
Yea, we don’t have (real) jobs. Make fun of us…but we know you’re jealous.
So here's Part I of a running diary of Jake and Nick's first thoughts on Relapse. Song by song, you get em as we listen to the album. Comments are color coded. Part II later.
3 AM: I know that we had this one on here a while ago so I have heard it, but damn I’m feeling it. This was the track that leaked out that gave me some hope that this album would be good…It also sets the tone for the way he raps the rest of the album.
One of the 3-4 songs we’ve heard a bunch of times before the album dropped. It reminds me of “Kill You” from Marshall Mathers LP, in the sense that all he talks about is, well, killing. And they were both track 2. I feel like Eminem does that sometimes. Remember when track 13 was always a song with the same girl? Guy knows the formula.
My Mom: Eminem talking about drugs and his mom….shit I feel like I’m in high school again. No matter how weird this chorus is I still think his flow is incredible no matter what he has to say. It’s just how I feel about his skills, so read the rest of this knowing that.
One of Em’s opening lines is “I know you’re tired of hearing about my mom.” And well, yea, we kinda are. But as the first song that I haven’t heard, it’s solid. The beat is unmistakably Dre and the chorus is pretty catchy. Little Heath Ledger too soon action in here. That weird accent he does starts to piss me off though. Not his best but not terrible.
Insane: Alright right away he is saying absurddddd shit. I know that you can’t take him serious really in any songs but shit, was there any message to this song? This is Em ripping it though, aggressive and spitting violent.
Woooo…this risky ass song. I kinda love it. This is Exhibit A in the case that Eminem has gone completely and utterly insane. And yes, that’s the title of the song, a fact that dawned on me as I finished typing that sentence (honestly). His flow is rugged, I feel like he’s literally spitting here, like saliva is all over the mic. The sick flow overrides the sometimes queasy lyrics.
Bagpipes from Baghdad: I heard about the controversy over this song with Nick Cannon a week or two ago but this is my first time hearing it. I honestly laughed out loud a couple times at the lyrics…Nick Cannon, you going at Eminem is like me going at Eminem, your basically a nobody man. Stay on your on level….. the best shit you ever did was Wild’n Out and didn’t that shit get cancelled? But yeah…I was feeling this one too. (That Domino’s was fiiiyahhhhh…best I’ve ever had maybe…Woooo The Kidddddd).
The Nick Cannon song. With a lil Middle Eastern riff, I like this song mostly because of Nick Cannon’s response.
Me: Is there a bigger chooch than Nick Cannon?
Jake, too inebriated at 3:20 in the afternoon to speak words: (shakes head affirmatively)
He’s a Nickelodeon chooch better served to be going after Lizzy McGuire than Eminem.
Hello: From the first chorus I knew that this would be one of my favorite’s on this CD….there was a little doubt up to this point, but I can now say that Eminem/Slim Shady are F*ng backkkkkk. The flow and lyrics are on point here, get Emmmmmmmmm.
Eassssillllyyy my favorite song on the CD so far. I love songs that within 20 seconds into them you know you’re going to love it. The beat is chronic. His flow is crisp. “My name is…Shaddddyyy” kills it. It’s only Track 6, but this is the early favorite for Song of the CD. One of the great nuances of Eminem’s songs is that they can usually be played at a party or just chilling and they work just as effectively in both settings. This is definitely the case with this jam.
Same Song & Dance: Is Tonya the new Kim song? The theme is obviously dark just like in “Kim” of the Marshall Mathers LP, but there is something in this one that changes up and makes it more catchy….probably because he mentions Lindsay and Britney. I’m starting to feel like he’s going in and out of personalities/voices in the SAME song…dude is crazy.
I wasn’t really feeling this song until the Lindsay Lohan jokes. No matter the era, it doesn’t get much better than Eminem shitting on the popular pop icons at the time. And the best part is he’s so huge that you know they’ll hear it.
We Made You: Shiiitttttt this song grew on me so hard. I hated it at first for an “Eminem Single,” because just like everyone else I wanted him to come out swingginggggg with some serious and violent shit. But what I’m saying is I have started to like this song, you gotta take it for what it is really. It’s Eminem shitting on whoever he wants and being a clown…I still sing the shit out of the chorus out loud now when I hear it, give it a chance before you skip it on the CD.
I don’t care what anyone says, this song is a beast. Started to slowly creep into all corners of my life recently – no matter where I go I hear it. It’s a typical Eminem single, yes, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing. Catchy as ever (were the ones who made youuuuu), this addictive jam will have you humming in the shower…the car..the post office…at funerals…during the National Anthem...you get the idea.
Meanwhile, I could use a nap at this point. I did get up at 9, you know.
Medicine Ball: Em comes right out of the gates aggressive and gritty on this one. For some reason the second time I heard it I almost compared it to the “Soldier” track on the Eminem Show….it’s something really about the beat and him rhyming fierce. (If you can’t see it start saying “I’m a solder” just like that chorus at the end of the beat…you will figure it out…btw listen to that song right now because we are and it‘s F*cking inredible.). And shittt he won’t let Christopher Reeves go huh…
We had to rewind this one. He literally uses the same rhyme scheme (esta) the whole first verse. The entire thing. Who even know there were that many words with that sound? This is why even if he’s crazy, and even sometimes corny, Em is more talented than anyone in the game.
--Jake and Nick
“Not gonna lie, I can't wait to squad up with Jake and mall trip that day. I see
an ill treat and a Mary Lou's treat in the future. Hot spring day, with the sun
out and birds chirping, and I swing into Best Buy to cop the album of the
summer. Ahhhh....”
That’s pretty much how it went down – except better. Instead of Marylou’s we got Domino’s (the product of a free medium coupon that came with a Role Models purchase at BB). And instead of one Perkins, we got both brothers, as SP The Ghost took time out of his last day in EB to make a Best Buy trip with The Kids. We got a treat(s) plus some Twisted Treats and Coorsys.
We ended up on my back porch in The Rock. And call me Nickstrodamus because the sun is out -- it's hot as balls - and birds are blinging all around us. We knew, bro.
Yea, we don’t have (real) jobs. Make fun of us…but we know you’re jealous.
So here's Part I of a running diary of Jake and Nick's first thoughts on Relapse. Song by song, you get em as we listen to the album. Comments are color coded. Part II later.
3 AM: I know that we had this one on here a while ago so I have heard it, but damn I’m feeling it. This was the track that leaked out that gave me some hope that this album would be good…It also sets the tone for the way he raps the rest of the album.
One of the 3-4 songs we’ve heard a bunch of times before the album dropped. It reminds me of “Kill You” from Marshall Mathers LP, in the sense that all he talks about is, well, killing. And they were both track 2. I feel like Eminem does that sometimes. Remember when track 13 was always a song with the same girl? Guy knows the formula.
My Mom: Eminem talking about drugs and his mom….shit I feel like I’m in high school again. No matter how weird this chorus is I still think his flow is incredible no matter what he has to say. It’s just how I feel about his skills, so read the rest of this knowing that.
One of Em’s opening lines is “I know you’re tired of hearing about my mom.” And well, yea, we kinda are. But as the first song that I haven’t heard, it’s solid. The beat is unmistakably Dre and the chorus is pretty catchy. Little Heath Ledger too soon action in here. That weird accent he does starts to piss me off though. Not his best but not terrible.
Insane: Alright right away he is saying absurddddd shit. I know that you can’t take him serious really in any songs but shit, was there any message to this song? This is Em ripping it though, aggressive and spitting violent.
Woooo…this risky ass song. I kinda love it. This is Exhibit A in the case that Eminem has gone completely and utterly insane. And yes, that’s the title of the song, a fact that dawned on me as I finished typing that sentence (honestly). His flow is rugged, I feel like he’s literally spitting here, like saliva is all over the mic. The sick flow overrides the sometimes queasy lyrics.
Bagpipes from Baghdad: I heard about the controversy over this song with Nick Cannon a week or two ago but this is my first time hearing it. I honestly laughed out loud a couple times at the lyrics…Nick Cannon, you going at Eminem is like me going at Eminem, your basically a nobody man. Stay on your on level….. the best shit you ever did was Wild’n Out and didn’t that shit get cancelled? But yeah…I was feeling this one too. (That Domino’s was fiiiyahhhhh…best I’ve ever had maybe…Woooo The Kidddddd).
The Nick Cannon song. With a lil Middle Eastern riff, I like this song mostly because of Nick Cannon’s response.
Me: Is there a bigger chooch than Nick Cannon?
Jake, too inebriated at 3:20 in the afternoon to speak words: (shakes head affirmatively)
He’s a Nickelodeon chooch better served to be going after Lizzy McGuire than Eminem.
Hello: From the first chorus I knew that this would be one of my favorite’s on this CD….there was a little doubt up to this point, but I can now say that Eminem/Slim Shady are F*ng backkkkkk. The flow and lyrics are on point here, get Emmmmmmmmm.
Eassssillllyyy my favorite song on the CD so far. I love songs that within 20 seconds into them you know you’re going to love it. The beat is chronic. His flow is crisp. “My name is…Shaddddyyy” kills it. It’s only Track 6, but this is the early favorite for Song of the CD. One of the great nuances of Eminem’s songs is that they can usually be played at a party or just chilling and they work just as effectively in both settings. This is definitely the case with this jam.
Same Song & Dance: Is Tonya the new Kim song? The theme is obviously dark just like in “Kim” of the Marshall Mathers LP, but there is something in this one that changes up and makes it more catchy….probably because he mentions Lindsay and Britney. I’m starting to feel like he’s going in and out of personalities/voices in the SAME song…dude is crazy.
I wasn’t really feeling this song until the Lindsay Lohan jokes. No matter the era, it doesn’t get much better than Eminem shitting on the popular pop icons at the time. And the best part is he’s so huge that you know they’ll hear it.
We Made You: Shiiitttttt this song grew on me so hard. I hated it at first for an “Eminem Single,” because just like everyone else I wanted him to come out swingginggggg with some serious and violent shit. But what I’m saying is I have started to like this song, you gotta take it for what it is really. It’s Eminem shitting on whoever he wants and being a clown…I still sing the shit out of the chorus out loud now when I hear it, give it a chance before you skip it on the CD.
I don’t care what anyone says, this song is a beast. Started to slowly creep into all corners of my life recently – no matter where I go I hear it. It’s a typical Eminem single, yes, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing. Catchy as ever (were the ones who made youuuuu), this addictive jam will have you humming in the shower…the car..the post office…at funerals…during the National Anthem...you get the idea.
Meanwhile, I could use a nap at this point. I did get up at 9, you know.
Medicine Ball: Em comes right out of the gates aggressive and gritty on this one. For some reason the second time I heard it I almost compared it to the “Soldier” track on the Eminem Show….it’s something really about the beat and him rhyming fierce. (If you can’t see it start saying “I’m a solder” just like that chorus at the end of the beat…you will figure it out…btw listen to that song right now because we are and it‘s F*cking inredible.). And shittt he won’t let Christopher Reeves go huh…
We had to rewind this one. He literally uses the same rhyme scheme (esta) the whole first verse. The entire thing. Who even know there were that many words with that sound? This is why even if he’s crazy, and even sometimes corny, Em is more talented than anyone in the game.
--Jake and Nick
Don't expect much from me today....
Eminem's Relapse hits shelves today so don't expect me to be around blogging. I have purposely not listened to many songs, and have said no to everyone who has asked me if I wanted a copy. Enjoy your day....because I know that I will probably be ducccckeddd up by like 5 pm.
Happy Eminem Day.
-J Perk
Happy Eminem Day.
-J Perk
Monday, May 18, 2009
Bringin' Back Suck It
OK, so I was reading Kate's post from today and I clicked the paper towels video done by that guy who looks like a Nick Swardson/James Tevlin combo. Very funny. But then I saw that this dude had some other videos, one titled "Bringing Back Suck It."
Now, Suck It is true and dear to my heart. Wrestling and DX were the shit when we were younger. Much like blogfather Jake assimilating the crotch chop in his drunken exploits, the Suck It move never gets old -- although it is now seldom used.
Needless to say, after I watched the first, I was hooked and spent about 20-25 minutes watching the whole thing. Honestly...it's awesome. I know only a few will watch it all, but it's worth posting for those who do.
(The music and editing is awesome. Fav part is easily Part 4.)
--Nick
Now, Suck It is true and dear to my heart. Wrestling and DX were the shit when we were younger. Much like blogfather Jake assimilating the crotch chop in his drunken exploits, the Suck It move never gets old -- although it is now seldom used.
Needless to say, after I watched the first, I was hooked and spent about 20-25 minutes watching the whole thing. Honestly...it's awesome. I know only a few will watch it all, but it's worth posting for those who do.
(The music and editing is awesome. Fav part is easily Part 4.)
--Nick
Blogs Cookin Again
-Im patiently waiting for Kid Cudi's debut album Man On The Moon to drop. Today I saw that Snoop, Kanye, and Common will all make an appearance on it. I also saw that Ryan Leslie is listed as a producer which is double illness to me. Found this youtube of those two. Im not sure if this will be a beat on Cudi's album, but its cool regardless.
And heres a real old video of Kanye and Jay in the studio. Pretty cool to look back on now that the gay fish is the biggest act in the industry.
- Jared
And heres a real old video of Kanye and Jay in the studio. Pretty cool to look back on now that the gay fish is the biggest act in the industry.
- Jared
Blog Hiatus
Here’s my obligatory I’m back and still relevant (or I hope) post. I will spare you the minor details of my absence, and move on with things.
My Life. So, one of my best friends from college was visiting Boston from Liberia -- yes, as in equatorial Africa. She was stateside for three weeks and went back this past Saturday. So after hearing all her stories, I began to doubt the coolness of my life. I compiled an incomplete list of reasons why her life is way cooler than mine.
1. She lives in Africa, first and foremost –Jamaica Plain loses its allure once people find out it’s a neighborhood in Boston, not affiliated with the island.
2. She has had Malaria twice, the quinine-resistant strain making it that much more badass; I thought I had swine flu last week.
3. She has heard firsthand accounts about blood diamonds; I saw the movie, Blood Diamonds.
4. She recently witnessed a military coup d'état in Monrovia; I witnessed a bum fight yesterday afternoon on Boylston Street.
Sacrilegious Film. I saw Angels and Demons yesterday afternoon. I’m not one to read a Dan Brown book before the film premieres, so please excuse this illegitimate rant. It was awesomely horrible. I was thoroughly engrossed for the entire 150 minutes, yet I didn’t know why. I will say with confidence that I am now well-versed in the History of the Vatican, random Latin adages, Papal Conclave protocol, anti-matter and its cataclysmic effects, and the trials and tribulations of the Illuminati. In other words, the movie was teeming with facts/trivial information, which I think was its biggest fault. See for yourself though.
Sinatra Biopic. Page Six reports that there is a number of Hollywood’s upper echelon vying for the role of Frank Sinatra in Scorsese’s upcoming biopic. Bet you can guess at least 5 of the wannabe’s off the top of your head before even reading any further. First, what’s a Scorsese film without a Leonardo DiCaprio? Then, you have Justin Motherlovin' Timberlake, who I think is convinced he is Sinatra incarnate. Then you’ve got Christian Bale, bona fide loose cannon – might do a solid job evoking Sinatra’s manic depressive/Zoloft side. Johnny Depp – will definitely fill the seats and he’s a seasoned pro. James Franco, another name in the mix – I think I’d like to see Franco get a shot at this, seems pretty versatile and I respect/enjoy what he’s done thus far.
Who would you like to see play Frank Sinatra? Anyone I didn’t mention? Joaquin Phoenix? Ha.
Paper Towels. Tried and true, I must agree.
This Vid. I came across this a couple of months ago, and it was so rlol to me I bookmarked it. I don’t know how I didn’t post it, but I watched it again last night and it was still unreal to me. The stereotyping isn’t what is funny to me here… the two kids themselves, are comedic geniuses.
My Life. So, one of my best friends from college was visiting Boston from Liberia -- yes, as in equatorial Africa. She was stateside for three weeks and went back this past Saturday. So after hearing all her stories, I began to doubt the coolness of my life. I compiled an incomplete list of reasons why her life is way cooler than mine.
1. She lives in Africa, first and foremost –Jamaica Plain loses its allure once people find out it’s a neighborhood in Boston, not affiliated with the island.
2. She has had Malaria twice, the quinine-resistant strain making it that much more badass; I thought I had swine flu last week.
3. She has heard firsthand accounts about blood diamonds; I saw the movie, Blood Diamonds.
4. She recently witnessed a military coup d'état in Monrovia; I witnessed a bum fight yesterday afternoon on Boylston Street.
Sacrilegious Film. I saw Angels and Demons yesterday afternoon. I’m not one to read a Dan Brown book before the film premieres, so please excuse this illegitimate rant. It was awesomely horrible. I was thoroughly engrossed for the entire 150 minutes, yet I didn’t know why. I will say with confidence that I am now well-versed in the History of the Vatican, random Latin adages, Papal Conclave protocol, anti-matter and its cataclysmic effects, and the trials and tribulations of the Illuminati. In other words, the movie was teeming with facts/trivial information, which I think was its biggest fault. See for yourself though.
Sinatra Biopic. Page Six reports that there is a number of Hollywood’s upper echelon vying for the role of Frank Sinatra in Scorsese’s upcoming biopic. Bet you can guess at least 5 of the wannabe’s off the top of your head before even reading any further. First, what’s a Scorsese film without a Leonardo DiCaprio? Then, you have Justin Motherlovin' Timberlake, who I think is convinced he is Sinatra incarnate. Then you’ve got Christian Bale, bona fide loose cannon – might do a solid job evoking Sinatra’s manic depressive/Zoloft side. Johnny Depp – will definitely fill the seats and he’s a seasoned pro. James Franco, another name in the mix – I think I’d like to see Franco get a shot at this, seems pretty versatile and I respect/enjoy what he’s done thus far.
Who would you like to see play Frank Sinatra? Anyone I didn’t mention? Joaquin Phoenix? Ha.
Paper Towels. Tried and true, I must agree.
This Vid. I came across this a couple of months ago, and it was so rlol to me I bookmarked it. I don’t know how I didn’t post it, but I watched it again last night and it was still unreal to me. The stereotyping isn’t what is funny to me here… the two kids themselves, are comedic geniuses.
The Slow Demise of Boston...
So here we are, coming off a weekend where we saw the both the Bruins and Celtics drop Game 7s and the Red Sox lose 4-of-6 on the West Coast.There will be no June playoff games in Boston, a thought as surprising in April (Bruins) as it was in October (Celtics). We are now officially a one-sport town until September. How did we use to do this before???
The Celts was a far less surprising loss after the Game 6 defeat. Let’s face it: they didn’t have much left. The C’s looked as good as they had all series in the first three quarters on Thursday, but after they blew the lead in the fourth, you just had a feeling that the meter was finally a little too far past empty – these boys were on strictly fumes.
When Big Baby is giving you Big Minutes and you feel like you need to keep Scal out of foul trouble, you are wayyyy past being competitive. Forget KG, even Leon Powe would have changed the dynamic of this team. So would have any big man with half a brain (you know, not Mikki Moore).
The Bruins, well, that’s a different story. Like New Jersey before them, the Bs were outworked, outhustled and at some points overmatched by an otherwise inferior team. The salt on t
he wound was that the goal was scored by Scott Walker. But then again, isn’t this how it always ends for the B’s? A bit too early in May? This team was supposed to be different, but flaws were exposed during this series. Not so much in the X’s and O’s, but more in the character of a young club and possibly the ability of the coach to get the most out of his players. Yes, I’m pointing a finger at Claude Julien. When a team with 116 points in the regular season can’t connect on simple tape-to-tape passes or clear their own zone for three straight games, something is wrong.The Hurricanes are not winning the Stanley Cup. Plain and simple. But they took down two teams who could have.
As good as a Pittsburgh-Boston series would have been, Detroit-Boston would have been even better. As it stands now, looks like we’re looking at a rematch of last year’s Cup Finals (Red Wings – Pens).
The NBA? This final was decided long ago. Was there anyone who thought it wouldn’t be Cleveland-LA? Of course, the Magic and Nuggets might have something to say about that, but let’s be real, this is Lebron and Kobe time.
And that’s really the only thing that can save us: the prospect of two entertaining finals in both sports. Sure, we wish we could have our clubs in there, but at least there’s a chance we see some of the best teams – with the best players – duke it out for the title.
Now, if it’s Anaheim-Chicago or Denver-Magic, then we can bitch. Or shoot ourselves. Either one, I guess.
--Nick
Music Monday Part 1
Alright It's 6:30 am and I am up because I need to go do some landscaping type shittteee to make some $$$$. So I might not be back with part 2 until later tonight...
Big week in music, as I talked about last week Cam'ron's Crime Pays album came out....here is my favorite song off that at the moment.
Cam'ron - "Silky (No Homo)"
Charles Hamilton feat. Crooked I - "Tears of Fire"
Haven't put anything from Charles on here for a while...I'm really feeling the beat
And one more for the boys......because it's somehow my favorite song right now
Kanye West feat. Tony Williams and Young Jeezy - "Amazing REMIX"
Don't know why but it's fireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
-J Perk
Big week in music, as I talked about last week Cam'ron's Crime Pays album came out....here is my favorite song off that at the moment.
Cam'ron - "Silky (No Homo)"
Charles Hamilton feat. Crooked I - "Tears of Fire"
Haven't put anything from Charles on here for a while...I'm really feeling the beat
And one more for the boys......because it's somehow my favorite song right now
Kanye West feat. Tony Williams and Young Jeezy - "Amazing REMIX"
Don't know why but it's fireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
-J Perk
Friday, May 15, 2009
A Tribue to...The Women of Boston
I apologize for not posting until this time on a Friday night....but let's face it I was too F'd up all day thinking of the Bruins. I even played NHL '09 about 1030349 times all the while pretending it was game 7 of a playoff series and dripping sweat and swearing and shit....needless to say my roomates think I'm crazy.
Anyways....since it's kind of a depressing day, why don't we pay tribute to some of the attractive women of fame that Boston has to offer....
Maria Menounos
The milflicious Connie Brittion from Friday Night Lights fame (ill show)
And last...but definitellyyyy not least
My favorite woman of Boston...from Watertown....Eliza Dushku.
Anyways....since it's kind of a depressing day, why don't we pay tribute to some of the attractive women of fame that Boston has to offer....
Maria Menounos
The milflicious Connie Brittion from Friday Night Lights fame (ill show)
And last...but definitellyyyy not least
My favorite woman of Boston...from Watertown....Eliza Dushku.
I really don't have anything to say that is better than these chicks look so....I'm out. If your going to blackout this weekend, please do not lose your license and then order a new one only to find your old one in the backseat of your car on the ground...because it succcckkksssssss.
-J Perkkkk
Sweet Vids
MTV Jams, channel 280 for you locals, is usually pretty nice. Catch a lot of songs before they hit the radio and get played out. Recently though Ive just seen such bad/awesome vids on there. Southern rap is out of control bad and ppl sweat it. Here are a few of my favs right now. Please atleast watch the Ricky Bobby.
-Wolfie
-Wolfie
Joe and Me
This is a convo that I had between myself and my boy Masley. With myself obviously being Busta... We are talking about his graduation / commissioning into the Marines party that he is having.
BustaXXXXX: ill bring booze
jMaXXXX: sounds good
BustaXXXX: and me naked
jMaXXXX: hahahaha
BustaXXXX: so ill prob be there a little later
jMaXXXX: no biggie
BustaXXXX: once again...naked.
jMaXXXX: i know jake, i know
BustaXXXX: kissing your mom.
jMaXXXX: ok thats enough
First of all YES these are in fact are real screen names...those aren't just huge X's there to throw you off.
And secondly I would like to point out that I have acted as Joe's "boss" for the past 2 years here at the U within Athletics so I think that it is only fair that I repay his hard work with a naked make out session between myself and his mom.
How does everyone feel about this?
(As you can see the loss of both the Celtics and Bruins has driven me to drink a bit....)
-J Perk
BustaXXXXX: ill bring booze
jMaXXXX: sounds good
BustaXXXX: and me naked
jMaXXXX: hahahaha
BustaXXXX: so ill prob be there a little later
jMaXXXX: no biggie
BustaXXXX: once again...naked.
jMaXXXX: i know jake, i know
BustaXXXX: kissing your mom.
jMaXXXX: ok thats enough
First of all YES these are in fact are real screen names...those aren't just huge X's there to throw you off.
And secondly I would like to point out that I have acted as Joe's "boss" for the past 2 years here at the U within Athletics so I think that it is only fair that I repay his hard work with a naked make out session between myself and his mom.
How does everyone feel about this?
(As you can see the loss of both the Celtics and Bruins has driven me to drink a bit....)
-J Perk
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Thursday Deal
I really can't call it Thursday steal any more because some of the stuff I've been throwing up does cost some money. I searched far and wide (is that the expression I'm looking for??) and couldn't really find something that I loved....or at least loved as much as the butt shot of Carrie Prejean from yesterday's post. Anyways...
I hate to be repetitive but here is a nice pair of kicks I came across at Karmaloop.com for $57.00.
I'm feeling the clover on the back, and think they would look fresh with a nice pair of cargo shorts.
Take a better look at them HERE.
Summer time is coming up fellas, make sure you freshen yourself up with ya wardrobe and cardio/lifting game because if there is one thing that I know..I know that biddies don't like out of shape chubby dudes with bad kicks and bad clothes.
Am I right biddies???
-J Perk
I hate to be repetitive but here is a nice pair of kicks I came across at Karmaloop.com for $57.00.
I'm feeling the clover on the back, and think they would look fresh with a nice pair of cargo shorts.
Take a better look at them HERE.
Summer time is coming up fellas, make sure you freshen yourself up with ya wardrobe and cardio/lifting game because if there is one thing that I know..I know that biddies don't like out of shape chubby dudes with bad kicks and bad clothes.
Am I right biddies???
-J Perk
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