BROs I know

As we go about posting our regular bro section, we obviously have to show you some bros we know. Here's a ill lil treat, some dudes I met out one night:

Here is another one. I believe he said his name was Ricky Martin:

Oh No, BRO

Some anonymous commenter said it best the other day: "Why don't you guys go back to posting the bro pics?"

So f'n tru. We need to go back to our roots. Here are some sweet ones I saw today on The Dirty. Look at this tanned BRO-sive:


Some of the bros double fistin...catch Mike BROwell on the left:



--Nick

Because I Love You Guys..

And to make up for the slow day, I'll give you a little something before you hit the sack or for when you hit the cubicle tomorrow...

-You know who I'm f'n sick of? The stupid old guy in the Six Flags commercials. If I hear "More Flags, More Fun!!" in that lil crit voice of his, I might have to return to Six Flags New England and steal another push pop with my boy, Climo. (Yea we were banned for a while.)

Seriously though, this is one of the Top 5 Choochiest people on television. This ad campaign is so annoying to me. Nothing says Six Flags like a ridiculous old person that's more than likely played by a younger actor with shit loads of makeup, which would hopefully explain his weird ass face. Guy makes me cringe:




-The "drunk bro grapple" is one the best/worst things you can see at a bar. Extremely common, it's tough to notice normally, unless of course you are one of the few (only) sober individuals in the house, which I sometimes am at the bar I work at. Anyway, ever notice that there are some guys who get real touchy and into fake fighting when they are wasted? This male on male grope session, 90% of the time involving one hand each on the other persons biceps while the other person battles back with the forearm grab, can be referred to as the drunk bro grapple.

It usually leads to a little jockeying back and forth and maybe a headlock or a few gay fake punches to the stomach later. Under normal circumstances one party usually hates the grabiness of the super-drunk bro (usually in a pink shirt or some sort of pop-collared ensemble). Either way, I hate being around this person. So sweaty and all over you. Stop touching me, bro.

-Just got in from a night out with Jake. Bought him a few shots and he disappeared. No clue where he went or what he was up to, but luckily one of my boys followed him and recorded his actions. Don't let this man drink:

--Nick aka the Blogfather

So Sick of..Affliction Bros

(Every day this week, WKFTB will being you someone we are sick of hearing/watching/existing. This is Tuesday's edition.)


Fuckin affliction bros...so tanned and with plucked eyebrows. Get outta here with these matching Ts too. But this isn't an attack on the shirts themselves, it's the Bros that rock them 7 days a week.

I was working at the Baseball Tavern on Friday night and there was a group of 3 old (like upper-30s, low 40s) bros rocking these things. One matched it with some nice camo shorts, another with sweet black boots.

They spent most of the evening high-fiving each other, getting shut down by girls, trying to dance with each other and basically being obnoxious. Got 3-4 complaints from girls saying they were being harassed and by a few dudes saying you need to watch those "meatheads" or "knuckleheads."

Needless to say we got them out of there after a while. But it took some convincing: we had to bribe them with pomade, a case of Red Bulls, protein and a gift card to Chameleon Tattoo and Body Piercing.

--Nick
(thanks to CHall for the pic!)

Bro Time

Here is a bro we know. The bandana, and1 headband necklace, self taken picture, and fake sip are all incredibrol.

Some other funny pictures in my old album from a few years ago if you want to check it out here.

-Wolfie

Bro Refresher Course

Since we have been repping out posts, the newcomers never got a proper Bro explanation because it was buried pages back. A couple people actually demanded I repost this and were acting like it was gonna wreck the site if I didn't. You can either go over to the archives on the right side of this page and click the new years posts, or I can copy paste a little bit of it for ya. Remember though people, that archive link on the right is pretty key if you are looking for an old post at any time. Its a lot easier than searching manual. I also don't mind posting this because I have a local bro pic that I am going to post in a little bit that is honestly the best bro pic yet in my opinion. And I know that is a strong statement, but its atleast the best local bro Ive ever seen. Hes from EB.

Even though you should get the jist of it pretty fast from the pictures, here is my definition off the top of my head... A Bro is a guy that thinks he is way cooler than he really is. A Bro can be seen in pics making a face or a pose where he is trying so hard to look like hes not trying. A Bro will call all the other guys bro even though noone likes the bro. For people unfamiliar with this term, realize it is not mainstream yet and originated from www.whitekidsfromtheburbs.com. Other people would refer to a bro as a douche bag. Bros are usually idiots so a way to have fun with them is to call them bro every few words when you are talking to them and see how long it takes them to catch on.

Edit: Bro was already a pretty well known definition on Urban Dictionary. We did not come up with the term it seems but we still wholeheartedly love it.

"UD definition: Obnoxious partying males who are often seen at college parties. When they aren’t making an ass of themselves they usually just stand around holding a red plastic cup waiting for something exciting to happen so they can scream something that demonstrates how much they enjoy partying. Nearly everyone in a fraternity is a bro but there are also many bros who are not in a fraternity. They often wear a rugby shirt and a baseball cap. It is not uncommon for them to have spiked hair with frosted tips." 

"3. The classic BRO. I honestly can't even wait to start posting on "Bro's.." It is probably my favorite phrase to use against chooches. A Bro is a guy that just really tries to hard...way too friendly, says bro hundreds of times, has hair gel or some sort of trendy hat / graphic shirt on. He wants to be your friend even though you don't know him / don't want to know him, and he will stop at nothing to accomplish this...often time Bro's transition into...." That was from Perkins NYE post. He was listing the type of people you can run into at these type of parties. I'll post a little more of that post...

"4. The pathetic girl chaser. Seriously BRO give it a rest. This chick is only talking to you because she's drunk. She might have even kissed you, which now has given you the courage to follow the girl around like a creep for the entire night. I'm pretty sure I watched a girl get dry humped / molested by a BRO last night. I'm not using any names, but I will just say that the Bro fell asleep all cuddled up with the girl on the floor, and woke up in the AM to the girl on an air mattress with another dude, who was NOT in fact a Bro. Sorry Bro, looks like you lost that one." - Haha thats a true story too. Some Bro was effin murkin this girl we know. I wanted to punch his eye. Karma and balance in the universe was restored though when he was groping her all night because she was blacked out, but still escaped him and slept in a bed with a real man. No names will be mentioned.

Here is the Bro material from my NYE post right after Jake's...

"I need to throw my 2 cents in after that NYD post Perk just put up. Whoaa there were some BROS at that party last night. Me and Perk BRO'd them so many times. The white blazer with shades bro was Perkins nemesis. Those two were everything the other one wasn't, what a BROdown. I wanted to post my experience last night only because you few readers will probably feel better about yourselves after."

OK so there ya go. Thats your Bro refresher course. From now on I will just link people to this post if they need to understand Bros. Also hope you enjoyed the Bro pics I found for this. I forgot about the hot girls with douchebags pics. This last one is a pretty famous GuidBro Pic. If you havent seen these italian Bros, then wow enjoy these Bro-outs. This one has the potential to Bro your mind. (click for full size, you really should). Almost mistake that Bro-out in the middle for a oompa loompa bro. Love the tan bra.

-Wolfie

Proof

Just needed to say that Brody is the god of all Bro's. I can pretty much prove it too. Legendary Sev and myself worked at Waterworks in Marina Bay a couple times right (I quit when a kid got shot in the parking lot after I broke up a fight). Well the ultimate bro Brody Jenner made an appearance there this summer while Sev was working. Sev ends up being on the Brody detail all night and the bro loved him, even invited him to party after. Sev ends up in the guys limo. I get a call late that night, "Wolfie Im chillin in this guys limo. Brady, that guy from Laguna Beach. This guy is a CHOOCH. He won't stop bugging me about trying to find him some coke and he doesn't get any jokes or sarcasm. Hes short as shit too, I guess TV makes you look taller. Girls love him though. Im gonna go back in there and make fun of him and he wont even get it. Lata man." Since its Sev, I didn't really even blink at this story. Its pretty sweet to remember now that Brody is our bro of the year and Bromance is in full effect though. Also, that story is fully real, its not some spoof or anything. It really happened in the real world.

Also I was looking through some Brody youtubes and they are just gold. Brody and his bro are so unfunny that it is extremely awesome. That spoof video in the last post was great but you might not even need Dillon Hanratty to play Brody for some laughs. Rlol look at these brainiacs.

Im out though bro.

Few Different Things

First I want to say that the pic Perk posted isn't just a BRO example, its The bro. That is the actual one we were talking about. Kid was a perfect tool. I also was thinking that I should clarify, just incase, that we aren't referring to black people even a little bit with the bro thing. These bros are SUP BROs, not brothers. Know what else is pretty sweet? The way Leo says bro in Blood Diamond (brew). OK well now that thats out of the way, here are just a few things on my mind and maybe a couple links or youtubes, we'll see. 

-I was watching a special on Shaun White tonight. I dont think a lot of people realize how dominant and filthy he is at snowboarding. Hes like Michael, Tiger, Lebron, for real. Kid also has a gold, silver, and bronze X-Games medal in skateboarding. I didn't know he was born with a congenital heart defect and has had 2 open heart surgeries for it, pretty crazy. Watch him compete if you get the chance. Watch how clean his tricks and landings are, its another level. I love athletes that are so good that you will watch them even if you couldn't care less about the sport they are competing in like Tiger, Federer, and a couple years ago Crosby (I kind of like hockey again).

-I saw The Wrestler with Mickey Rourke yesterday. I thought it was really well done and you didn't need to be familiar with wrestling for Aronofsky's themes to register. Mickey Rourke was unbelievable. He carries the film and just has a presence like maybe noone else. You really can't keep your eyes off him. You should just read Bill Simmons take on it though. Its really good and echoes almost everything I thought about it. You can get that here.

-I would love if some of you guys that read this little blog thing we got going would sign up as followers so you could post comments. James Gambee is our one and only fan right now but it would be cool if more people signed up and could warm up the comment section. Also, me and Perk have some new ideas for you guys in the near future. I would say bookmark this site and check in daily. Basically all Im really saying is that I think this thing will get better, not worse. 

-Shout out to our boy, and current UFC fighter, Joe Lauzon for linking us on one of his pages (facebook I think). For the Bentley readers, Me and Perk both have known Joe for a long time. I was at his first MMA fight, and Perkins grew up with him on Anna Drive. Hes just about the best guy you can know. Joe also might be passing Tom Everett Scott as most famous EBHS alum if he keeps doing that thing he does. Anyway, Joe directed some new traffic towards us today, which made me think that maybe a little UFC or MMA writeup could be a healthy thing for the blog. Joe is fighting Hermes Franca on February 7th, which is going to be an unreal matchup between two of the top lightweight contenders in the world. Joe had the choice of three different opponents and he chose the toughest one. Check out JoeLauzon.com for more info on J-Lau. I should also mention that Joe's younger brother Danny "The Upgrade" Lauzon is fighting in Affliction's new league and has a fight coming up on Jan 24th against another very good young fighter in Chris Horodecki. I might be just as, if not more, excited for the affliction card than Joey's card. Check out the Affliction info here. Joey on Feb 7th is free on Spike and Danny on Jan 24th is PPV. Both are must see for me. Good luck to both of you nutty Lauzon brothers.

-Sports players to watch in 2009 and top sports quotes of 2008... Michigan State's Drew Naymick, on what was really lost when he missed two key free throws against Ohio State: "If I'd hit those, I might have had the Erin Andrews interview." Solid quote by Naymick haha. Its impressive that Erin Andrews can still be smoking hot while doing the same walk as when you first see the alien in the movie 'Signs'. If you don't know what Im talking about, well it doesn't really matter.

-Since this blog is supposed to have a hip hop flavor, I found a couple youtubes for you guys. Let me just say that the Sesame Street video is way better than the Phillies vid. Howard and Rollins should probably stick to crankin baseballs if you ask me. Howard is a goober. He does that awkward look over your shoulder face like a goonie that Timbaland does, hate that thing.

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-Wolfie