Wow. What a couple of sweeeet Bro's these two are. Another tell tale sign of BROdy being a Hall of Fame Bro is multiple pictures of himself with both other bro's like Michael Phelps, and his mom. Classic Brotocal right there.
As you all get ready for the weekend it is important to take a look at such Mega Bro's and take time to reflect....reflect on the fact that hey, maybe you are not such a chooch after all. Because if there are dudes out there that look and act like this and are still famous, then I think there is a little hope for all of us in this crazzzzy world.
So go look in the mirror and feel better about yourself........after all, it's Friday Bro.
Just needed to say that Brody is the god of all Bro's. I can pretty much prove it too. Legendary Sev and myself worked at Waterworks in Marina Bay a couple times right (I quit when a kid got shot in the parking lot after I broke up a fight). Well the ultimate bro Brody Jenner made an appearance there this summer while Sev was working. Sev ends up being on the Brody detail all night and the bro loved him, even invited him to party after. Sev ends up in the guys limo. I get a call late that night, "Wolfie Im chillin in this guys limo. Brady, that guy from Laguna Beach. This guy is a CHOOCH. He won't stop bugging me about trying to find him some coke and he doesn't get any jokes or sarcasm. Hes short as shit too, I guess TV makes you look taller. Girls love him though. Im gonna go back in there and make fun of him and he wont even get it. Lata man." Since its Sev, I didn't really even blink at this story. Its pretty sweet to remember now that Brody is our bro of the year and Bromance is in full effect though. Also, that story is fully real, its not some spoof or anything. It really happened in the real world.
Also I was looking through some Brody youtubes and they are just gold. Brody and his bro are so unfunny that it is extremely awesome. That spoof video in the last post was great but you might not even need Dillon Hanratty to play Brody for some laughs. Rlol look at these brainiacs.
Honestly Wolfie should know better than to have a post which involves a picture of Erin Andrews on our blog....because after looking at it I really cannot focus on putting up a quality post for you guys. Seriously I don't know why I think she is so hot, maybe it's because she's involved with sports? Oh shit, I got off topic...anyways, I am sorry if we are taking this BRO thing too far, but BRO's are just too funny to not talk about.
So without further adieu, the winner of the 2008, White Kids From The Burbs Bro of year isss..........
BROdy Jenner. Was this one ever even in doubt? I mean no one is more Bro than BROdy. Just look at the kid's name, he was bread for bro'dom from the day he was born. It almost isn't even his fault that he's so bro. Look I apologize to all of you other bro's out there who thought you had a shot at this prestigious award. Great Bro's like Brody's dude Spencer, Matthew Mcconaughey, Joe Masley, Ryan Seacrest all were in contention. However in the end, you can't really bypass the BRO Hall of Famer, with the show callled Bromance.
On a side note, one of my boys from The Bridge made it to the finals of auditions for the MTV show aforementioned. Check out the show's website HERE. He flew out to the west coast with I believe 15 other bro types, to help them narrow the field to the top 10 which I think are on the show. (Tevlin correct me if any of this is wrong, because let's face it....it probably is, I'm a moron). However, they continually hinted at the fact that the only way he was making this show is if he was the "gay" one. Or at least that is how I'm going to spin it because it is my god damn blog. So the bottom line is he did not make the show, because he is not in fact gay (Well maybe a couple incidents with him and Williams, but I dk, maybe just rumors).
The premise of Bromance is this, try to be BROdy's new BRO. How BRO is that? How could I not award a man that has a show like this as BOTY?
Watch this video for more on what Bromance is all about starring BROdy Jenner himself.
(Disclaimer: The above video is not actually Brody Jenner, it is some overweight dude that I do not know, this this video is too money to not watch).
I will be back later on with tons of things that I want to do but definitely won't in 09. ONE.
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