Brady's Entourage and SSG Debaucle

I apologize if this is old news or I'm repeating something previously discussed by one of the blogfathers (?) ...but I skimmed through the posts from the past couple of days and came to the conclusion that these tidbits are blogworthy-ish.

So, anyway here's Tom Brady yesterday on the set of HBO's Entourage filming a guest spot with the boys on the back 9 (only golf jargon I know). Drama looking unreal, as always. I'm wondering if Brady has honed his acting skills since he hosted SNL way back when (has he acted in anything since? I can't think). I just remember it being really unintentionally funny, because he was like painstakingly awkward during his like man purse era when he still wasn't fully acclimated to his new celebrity status...if I recall. But whatever, you've got to give him props though, bringing in a little supplemental income for his evergrowing nest egg, which currently consists of Gisele who probably doesn't eat, but makes up for that 10-fold in manolo blahniks, a future Heisman Trophy winner and/or NFL player by default, a baby's momma, miscellaneous leeching relatives, and of course any outstanding, unaccounted for, bastard children. So yeah, here's the link to some other photos from the shoot.

Real Quick. I have to pay homage to South Shore Girls for a quick second. Aside from myself, there was definitely substantial SSG representation at the Common and Kid Cudi show at the House of Blues in Boston on Monday night. I, myself tried to keep a low SSG profile --keeping my inherent girl-hating and incessent profanities to a bare minimum, however other SSGs couldn't contain their innate impulse to...well, fulfill their SSG Prophecy. Common was in the middle of some unreal freestyle (he exceeded my highest expectations, by the way) and stopped mid-sentence (rhyme?) to direct the entire venue's attention to two SSGs that were duking it out in the 7th row, I took on the responsibility of being embarressed for them since they probably left their dignity back in Whitman (EB SSGs can handle themselves)...so, Common instructed SSG #1 to chill out and proceed to the backstage area in which idk what ensued, but I'm pretty sure it involved a light beer(maybe a BL or a Miller Chill), a couple of cigs (Marlboros and/or Parliaments), and a shameless attempt to remain backstage until the end of the show and let Common have his way. SSG #2, however was left behind to wallow in her own SSG-ness. I saw the entire thing transpire, and I'm so interested to know the issue these SSGs had with each other and why they couldn't wait to throw bows post-show in the confines of Tequila Rain (a SSG safe-haven/judgement-free zone). Oh well, it made for a semi-entertaining story in the least. Here are a couple of shots of Common and Cudi...too bad it was like the last good show at the HOB for a while...Dropkick Murphy's, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga..eh, nothing comparable to Common and Cudi.

Common during his Celtics Freestyle...thing lasted an eternity.

Kid Cudi "premiering" his forever-ago leaked "Sky Might Fall" single.

-Kate

A Tribute to.....South Shore Girls

Ahhhh yessss, soak the picture in my readers, it allllwayyyss goes down smooth. If you live in the South Shore of MA (from what I've heard North Shore as well) area, there is probably nothing more you appreciate than a nice homegrown female. I mean who can resist the many charming characteristics that these South Shore Girls (SSGs) have to offer. They are unmistakable in both appearance and character, and it is about time they get their due. So here is my tribute to SSG's everywhere.....

How you can identify an SSG:

#1. They all have some sort of tatoo. Whether it be the traditional tramp stamp, or some sort of butterfly, they all have em, and on top of that, they will always try to tell you a sincere story about why they got it. "Yeah I just really wanted this butterfly with a heart because my grandmother loved butterflies, and she passed away 8 years ago, so I wanted to honor her with this tatoo on my left boob." Wait SSG, are you really trying to convince me that your boob tatoo is classy somehow?

#2. They will not hesitate to drop an F-bomb in any situation. In the library, at a restauraunt, the first time meeting your parents, it does not matter...the F-bomb is only a comment away at all times. I have studied these creatures extensively over the past few years, and I have noticed that the chances increase if they are on the phone with a fellow SSG. "What did Becky say...wow what a FUCKING CUNT." Oh cool, im sure the whole restaurant didn't hear you just say that.

#3. Multiple piercings. The most popular being nose and tongue piercings. I think that these are actually markers so that an SSG can identify a fellow SSG. Much like tatoos I love that they try to justify their piercings. Like there is some good reason to have a tongue ring....listen bitch, there isn't. You have a tongue ring because you like to the S the D, bottom line....don't bullshit me.

#4. They hate all other girls. You could put 5 SSG's in a room that are all ready to rip eachothers heads off, insert one nice little preppy girl from the cape, and watch them prey on her like a pack of hungry hyena's. They hate anything that is not exactly like them, and they will act on it. Usually dropping a C bomb at them, and intentionally trying to bump into them / put gum in their hair, they will make sure some sort of confrontation occurs.

#5. They have a pack of Newports on them at all times. Ok maybe not Newports, and maybe not at all times, but these things ripppppp buttttts. They reak so bad, but not to worry, they will always cover it up with some nice bath and body spray mist. Which instead of making them smell better, makes them smell like Country Apple mixed with a bar room.

And Finally.....

#6. It will not be long before you get in their pants....trust me, I know from experience. (No, no you don't....right but I know a guy...) Sorry ladies, it's a sad fact, SSG's put out. Hey, lets not act like this is a bad thing, this is why they are so loved...this is why whenever I was up at the U in Waltham I would long to come home to a nice SSG. Can you blame me, who can resist all the charm that a South Shore Girl brings to the table?


If your a girl from the South Shore reading this, you might be disagreeing....you might be saying that this is not you, and maybe you are right. But PLEASE, do not deny the fact that if you are not this girl, you are friends with one. So listen Becky, why don't you just accept yourself for who you are, because in some twisted, messed up sorta way, we love you.


.......there goes any chance of me ever getting laid in the South Shore again, so I hope you all enjoyed it.



- J-Perk