Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Blog-Cation

(This is a picture of me on my blog-cation..I know, I know..I've slimmed down quite a bit since my last picture).

Faithful blog readers.....it seems that everyone on the W K F T B team has abandoned me. While I am one of the more dynamic kids in all of existence, it is still hard to maintain a full time job with terrible hours, and entertain all of you. For this reason I think I am going to take a break from blogging for the next few days until I can bring a new blog team at you. If you'd like to apply for the position feel free to hit me up with a comment. I have a few targets in mind...so if I don't get at you, get at ME.

I love you all.

-JPerk

Monday, October 12, 2009

Music Monday Part 2

I hate to make this an R+B Music Monday but I guess I don't know how I CANT put up a song with Mariah and T-Pain...you just have to put it up even if its whack; they just make too many hits.

Mariah Carey ft. T-Pain - "I Remember"


Now to the opposite of Mariah Carey.....JR Writer

JR Writer feat. Hell Rell - "The Bank Brothers"
I probably feel JR Writer more than most....



-JPerk

Music Monday Part 1

Happy Columbus Day everyone. Is that what you say...??? Happy? Or is it Merry? Who knows.

Lupe Fiasco - "Fire"
This is his response to MTV's latest ranking of the hottest MCs in the game. I think they ranked the top 20, and obviously Lupe was not on there and took offense. If your curious Jay-Z was #1.


The other day me and Nick were wondering..is Jay Sean the best artist of our generation? Obviously I'm kidding but I always throw random R+B on here and there is something so ill about Jay Sean.

Jay Sean ft. Lil Jon' and Sean Paul - "Do You Remember"
Yes, Lil Jon' still exists.


I'll get at you later on with Part 2.

-JPerk

Thursday, October 8, 2009

I found him.

I know a lot of our loyal blog readers have been worried about blog contributor Nick. He hasn't been posting at all...no one has seen him...I have called him countless times, the kid has disapeared.

But hope is not lost my people, because I have video proof that Nick is alive and well....and is holding down the block????


So no worries everyone....Nick is out there with his ice cream cone holding shit downnnnnnnnnnnnnn.


-JPerk

Thursday Deal

I might be alone on this but I have always had a thing for New Balance. If your a runner their shoes and their gear is pretty fresh. With that in mind I bring to you

The New Balance Convertible Jacket - $36.99
It's called the convertible because you can zip off the hood and sleeves and turn this jacket into a vest. If your a runner in New England this jacket is crucial for those long runs outside.....or if your me those 2 mile runs.


Click HERE to grab this deal while it lasts....and take my word for it you will never be disapointed by the qaulity of anything New Balance.

I will get back at you all later on.

-JPerk

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

A RE-Tribue to...Kate Beckinsale

Over the course of thise blog I have made it no secret that Kate Beckinsale is the sexiest woman alive. She is hands down my favorite and I would kill masses of people to have the privilige of being with her....So it certainly makes sense that Esquire Magazine aptly gave the title of "Sexiest Woman Alive" to Kate Beckinsale.

I wonder if there is such a thing as like...sexiest blogger alive??? And if so where I would finish on that list. Probably near the bottom huh? Cool. Anyways, to honor Kate I bring you the esquire video from her photo shoot.

So congratulations Kate...and anytime you want to holla at the sexiest blogger alive just give my people a call. I'd love to hang out and talk about our future together.


-JPerk

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Athletes Being Ill

First we have Miggy Cabrera who got into a nice drunk fight with his g/f and played a hugely important game for the Tigers about 12 hours later with a sweet scratch on his face and prolly hungover. This is one of the news stories. I may have altered it a bit:


MINNEAPOLIS -- Detroit star Miguel Cabrera has apologized to his teammates for being drunk last weekend between two games the Tigers lost while trying to clinch the AL Central title.

When pressed on exactly what he said to his teammates, Cabrera paused and said "Sorry for partying."




-This is why I love Big Ben. Not just because he hucks it for 300 every week for one of my fantasy teams, but because he is such a manly ill guy. Huge, rugged, backwards hats and beards. His fat sodium face is def from woofing pizzas and dark beers at 1 AM. He's ill. I have a crush on Brady like any New England male, but could you picture him with his O-Line blapping Suck Its?



-Nick "The Ghost"

Wale Ft. Colin Munroe - Bittersweet


Wale Ft. Colin Munroe - Bittersweet

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Feeling Wale....can't wait to see him on tour with H O V.


-JPerk

Why I sometimes hate YouTube

Alright I can't even pretend to hate YouTube because let's face it, there are days when all of us spend countless hours on it. It really is such a trap...you go on the Tube looking for a music video and end up clicking on so many sidebar videos and other stuff that your on there for hours.

BUT a pet peeve of mine is when they take down videos....it really ruins my Music Mondays that I work so hard on. So I really do apologize that the Kristina DeBarge and Fabolous song is taken down but I just searched the Tube and couldn't find a working video.

And so...since my half birthday was just a few short weeks ago I bring you this video to try and make up for the blemish of Music Monday. The lyrics are decent and I got a few laughs.


I will be back later on.

-JPerk

Monday, October 5, 2009

Music Monday Breakout Track

Just for something different every week I'm going to try and bring you a track by a mostly unknown artist/artistS so you can hear some different shit. Also so I myself and hear some different shit...a win/win for everyone, feel me? Just like hot girls at the beach, they get a tan and we get to look at them...same concept. Here is this weeks.....

K Sparks feat. Julius Francis & Dave Barz - "Slum Dog Millions"


Fire or no?


-JPerk

Music Monday Part 2

Just because everyone loves a little R+B remix with Fabolous (including myself)....

Kristina DeBarge ft. Fabolous - "Future Love Remix"


And you all know that Jeezy is one of my favorites

Young Jeezy - "Don't Worry (I Got This)"
Definitely not his best but Jeezy sounds so different I feel everything he puts out really...


-JPerk

Music Monday Part 1

This song is a bannngggerrrrrrrrr.

Chris Brown ft. Teairra Marie and Lil Wayne - "Transform ya REEEMIXXX"


Can Banks please put out another CD with shit like this on it....

Lloyd Banks - "Rockband"


Part 2 in a bit.

-JPerk

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Some info on Relapse 2.....

October 3rd interview with Eminem with Whoo Kid on Shade 45....


This post was inspired by Balla.


-JPerk

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Is this blog dying????

Sometimes we all have to face the music.....In the last week or so it seems as if I have been the only one consistently posting on this blog. I wish I could give you the reasons why it was just me, but I really don't even know them myself.

Is it because I am the best? I mean...I guess that goes without saying. So even though it seems that both blog followers and blog writers alike are dying, I am going to continue to post my nonsense whenever I feel like it.

If you have not picked up a cheerleading sqaud in your NFL Fantasy leagues here is the reason why you should go Washington Redskins.

Also, how the F did A show called The Search for the Ultimate Spike Girl slip past our radar here on WKFTB. And why did no one tell me about it? Click HERE to look at the contestants....wow. Check out Kirstina Colonna on page 2 or 3 of that...big fan of her, but they are all incredible.

Enjoy your Saturday.

-JPerk - The Ruler

Friday, October 2, 2009

Fame Kills...the Tour


Fresh off waking up early to make sure I got good tickets in the pre-sale, the Fame Kills tour featuring Kany West and Lady GaGa was cancelled yesterday. There are rumors flying around everywhere as to just why the tour was cancelled. In the aftermath of the whole Kanye/Taylor Swift controversy it was said that the sales for the concerts were already poor.

Apparently Kanye and GaGa's people were at eachothers throats about playing at smaller venues in the first place to ensure the shows would be sold out. I'm guessing Kanye and his huge egooooo wasn't feeling that.

There is also the rumor that Kanye is checking into rehab and blaming the whole Taylor Swift thing on the a-a-a-a-alc-alcohol, so if this is true I'm sure it will be major news in the near future. Whatever the case is, I wish I didn't get up early and stay on ticketmaster all day to make sure I got good seats for nothing. Hey maybe ticket sales sucked because the first section of Loge seats were like 200 dollars Kanye...ever think of that?

-JPerk