And no...I'm not talking about THIS Super Bowl in general, this is a tribute to the whole event that IS the Super Bowl. It is one of the great man days of the year (right up there with national blow job day...a holiday I'm still trying to create).
For dudes this means sitting around together watching the big game, getting drunk, eating awful food, talking about chicks, and farting. In other words, its heaven. The only way it could be improved is if lingerie models were there to serve us all the buff chicken and doritos that we wanted.
So enjoy the game this weekend, and even though the lingerie bowl (due to the nudist colony which was holding it) was cancelled, make sure you put on some halftime show which showcases a bunch of dimes, because I don't know about you, but Bruce Springstein is NOT an adequate replacement for half naked hot chicks.
- The STILL Internet-less JPerk
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