The Boston Blog Blazers...Opening Night Diary

First of all I want to apologize for the shitty nature of the video and photo on here, they were taken while I was intoxicated with my Blackberry....so moving on....

If you have not already heard, the Kids (Me and Wolfie at least) are season ticket holders to the hottest tickettt in town...the Boston Blazers Lacrosse team.

Here is my diary of game 1: Boston Blazers vs. New York Titans

Quarter 1 (Approx 6-7 drinks in): Before the game even starts two players get in a "fight" and are escorted to the penalty box as the crowd goes wild....ok cheers a little bit. I have seen better acting in the WWE this shit was staged, but I clap and yell anyways. I think I even yelled YOUUKKKKKKKK for some reason.

Quarter 2 (8 drinks in): I have already come to realize that New York is far better than Boston in this sport...for that reason I am now loudly booing every goal scored by both teams and yelling things that no one can understand. Even my friends from Bentley are now looking at me like I am a moron.....jokes on you guys, because I am. Also there have been some pretty solid hits, and I am enjoying watching people get crundled, but not as much as I am enjoying yelling random stuff.

Halftime (Still at 8): But I was taking some sips from Eddie B's coke and Rum....which tasted like Rum, which will explain why later in the night Eddie got thrown out of a bar for telling the bartender he had a secret, and then in turn ninja chopping him in the back of the head. Eddie told me that his gf asked him why he did that, and he blamed his ninja chopping on me for having taught him that sweet move. I am jealous that Eddie has come up with the I need to tell you a secret / ninja chop move...but I am so proud of Eddie that I am now writing about him in my blog....Eddie does an even funnier thing by signing his tab "drugs" and then getting physically moved out of the bar by the bouncer.

Qaurter 3 (I'm drunk who cares): The 3rd quarter has started and we have spotted a large group of mutant hooligans (aged between 9-13) a section over at the very top of the balcony having a war with thunder sticks. Thinking that I like thunder sticks, and that I like wars, I go up there to investigate using my phone to take in all the action.



I enjoy the one kid getting wapped 15 times in the back of the head and keep yelling "Get Emmm".....I wish I had a thunder stick. In my mind I dream of fending of all 10 mutants with two thunder sticks as the crowd cheers. I look back to my seats where the 12 people in the crowd who came with me are looking up and high five my new friends...when I return Nick tells me he wanted the rug rats to all gang up and beat me down.

Qaurter 4 (Neeed...boooze): The game is wearing on me, I am talking about things like career fairs, Youuuuuuuk, and probably pizza. Mmmmm...Pizzzzaaaaa. Another Titans guy gets crundled, too bad they are up by like 6 goals. The final whistle sounds, New York 13, Boston 9. Blazers fall to 0-2, I fall.......down. This game has driven me to drink, we'll see ya next week.


- JPerk