It's about time that we paid homage to a REAL American like Hulk Hogan. The Hulkster has been taking an absolute beating lately too, worse than any beating he ever took in the ring. I mean his wife divorced him and is now dating a 19 year BROld dude that looks kinda like him...and also taking him for something like $40,000 a month in alimony (is that the right word???).
Then you have his son who just got out of jail for getting in a car accident which nearly killed his friend looking like this....should change his name to Nick BROgan.
Then you have his daughter (who looks like she could be a SON if you know what I mean, what a beast) prancing around half naked and saying ridiculous things on television.
The Hulkster needs a break man....so Hulk if you are reading this I want you to go find your wife and her new boy toy, body slam them, then stinky leg drop the both of them for me...actually for YOURSELF. Then say your prayers, take your vitamins, disown that weirdo son of yours, put Brooke on a treadmill and muzzle her, and your life will be a hell of a lot easier.
Had to post this as well....Ultimate Warrior whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
- JPerk
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