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"We have 159 channels of HD!"

"We have 164 HD channels"

'We have the most HD!!!!'

"Trust us, we have TONS of HD. The most allowable!!!"

--Really? How about this: just tell me who has the most HD! Can anyone do a study on this? An investigative journalism piece? We, as a society, need to end this debate once and for all. We cannot be subjected to these claims from both parties.

-I hate to be corny, but Coors Light really does have the coldest cans. Those thing are icey cold always. Not sure if the aluminum is thinner or what the deal is, but put those suckers on ice and you can't hold em. And, as most of my good friends know, I sweatttt cold ish. Prolly why I made the switch to Coors recently. Things r silky smooth. The blue is very cheesy, but it like keeps my mind right.

-You know how I know someone is weird? When they don't have a TV. "Nah, I don't watch it." Really? Well that means a few things to me: A) You clearly don't like sports (bringing you down one moe notch in my book) and B) you hate keeping in touch with the world (news, entertainment, live shows) and C) You're just weeeirdddd. I, mean what do you do?? (Yea, you love reading that much? Gonna coazy up with your friends and read over each other shoulders? Talk the whole time? The TV as much as it is ciritized is still a social centerpoint, bringing friends and family together. Think about it. Get the boys together, watch the game. Bring the fam together and watch the ONE show you all like -- usually American Idol). Get off your high horse and admit I'm right.

-When you trip but maintain your footing, do you go into a jog step type of thing to make it look like, no, you didn't fall, just were picking up your gait a bit? I do this. It only works when you're going down stairs though. Otherwise people know and still laugh. I don't knowwhat made me think of this, because I certainly didn't just trip recently...

--Nick