I have just heard word from WKFTB Sports correspondent Jared Wolfe that the New York Yankees have signed Santa Claus to a deal reportedly worth up to 100 billion dollars. The length of the contract....is well...forever. The above photo was taken by the Wolfe man as Santa flew into the city to sit down with Brian Cashman.
When asked for a comment Santa reportedly said, "Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas to all and to the AL East a good night....you bitches."
Merry Christmas everyone.
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