A WKFTB Investigative report....Making the wrong call

Some girls out there (like my previous GFs posted above) are unmistakenly hot. However there are others who float around in society leading you to believe they are attractive, when in fact, they are not. This is making the wrong call...a common mistake for men aged 16-30. This problem is apparent every summer as the weather gets warmer and the biddies are now out in full force wearing things like bathing suits, skirts, tank tops, etc.

However what we all also now is that times like these are the most dangerous for a guy to make a call on a girl...especially from a distance. Being the eager bachelor that I am I often like to make the early call on a girl from afar....I mean loook at her wearing a tank top and a jean skirt, then as I approach her and see her fat legs and hideous face I realize that I have been tricked once again, and have lost instant respect with my friends.

It's happened to us all, especially in the warmer months when any girl that we glimpse at who is wearing a tank top just SEEMS hot to us. And hey you can't blame us poor guys, we were born like this. It is you tricky girls that are kinda ugly but know guys fall for these tricks that should be to blame. Take a look below for some pictoral evidence of what im talking about.

Exhibit 1:

This is the classic case of spotting some babe that you think is dope (left photo) and as you get closer you eventually realize you were just checking out Jim F*king Carey, and the worst part is you just told your whole crew you were going to get the "girl" in the black's number and now all your good Bro's think you have a thing for dudes....It's happened to us all fellas, well at least it's happened to Nick.

Now Exhibit 2:
You stroll up on a biddy who you know has a banging body but you havent got a look at the face yet, you tell your BRO next to you, "Hey Bro look at that banging chick, im going to talk to her Brosef Addai.." then you stumble into THIS...GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.


These images in these exhibits is shocking....but guys there are a few steps we can all take to ensure we never make calls like the ones pictured above.

#1. Be patient with your calls. Wait until your withing 10 feet of any given biddy to decide if they are a 5 or a 7.

#2. Don't be afraid to walk up to a potential BID and ask them to take a few turns around so that you can get a nice full look at their bod....then decide from there.

and lastly....

#3. ALWAYS under value the biddy. If you see the hottest girl you've ever seen walking down the street...don't hesitate to scoff at your BRO friend who says she's a 10 and then say something like "Yah man I don't know....she's like a 7.5 - 8 tops"

And to all you biddies out there reading this...please just dress based on what you are. If you are a 6 then dress like it....shame on you for going out in a nice lil tank top and jean skirt and decieving poor guys like me into thinking your a dime. You don't see me going out in a cut-off to show case my sculpted guns do you?

Party On.


-J Perk