I know all of you have been wondering why the Kid hasn't been staying up to date with all the Shaq hype that is going on out there. He has a new show called "Shaq VS" and I have honeslty not watched it once, so shame on me. Have any of you all out there watched this show??? If you have leave some comments on this post letting me know how it is. But here are a coupe of clips that I have scoured the internet for just to bring to my loyal blog readers. Enjoy.
And then of course we need to go out the right way....I actually filmed this clip for Shaq last week at Duxbury beach.
-JPerk
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Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Opposite Ends of the Spectrum
When you are confronted on a daily basis with athletes who dominate the news on all fronts, your opinion can go two ways: sick of them or love them.
I love this dude:
I don't think I could ever get sick of SHAQ and his little antics. He's a beast on the court, on twitter, in entertainment and life in general.
On the opposite end of the spectrum is Brett Favre. Jake and Jared's boy finally hung it up (again) today. I don't even need to tell you how sick I am of this. Because by this point, even Brett's staunchest supporters are sick of this little back and forth game. I respect you as a player Brett, you were a gamer, a good teammate and a pretty good guy. You had a cannon arm and always wanted to win. It's not your fault you were slurped by the media and turned into some type of deity. These are the nicest things I'll ever say about you. No please, pleasssseee, stay away, bro.
-Also, on an unrelated note, you need to see Alfonso Soriano's celebration after hitting a walkoff grand slam last night. Guy did about 3-4 different celebrations., including the vaunted "hand over the face can't see me," and took forev to round the bases. Since MLB is chooch about footage, you can't see him absolutely pimp it, chill in the box, point to the dugout and flip the bat. all of that is on ESPN's footage. But, you can still catch the end of the celebration on the Cubbie's MLB site.
--Nick
I love this dude:
I don't think I could ever get sick of SHAQ and his little antics. He's a beast on the court, on twitter, in entertainment and life in general.
On the opposite end of the spectrum is Brett Favre. Jake and Jared's boy finally hung it up (again) today. I don't even need to tell you how sick I am of this. Because by this point, even Brett's staunchest supporters are sick of this little back and forth game. I respect you as a player Brett, you were a gamer, a good teammate and a pretty good guy. You had a cannon arm and always wanted to win. It's not your fault you were slurped by the media and turned into some type of deity. These are the nicest things I'll ever say about you. No please, pleasssseee, stay away, bro.
-Also, on an unrelated note, you need to see Alfonso Soriano's celebration after hitting a walkoff grand slam last night. Guy did about 3-4 different celebrations., including the vaunted "hand over the face can't see me," and took forev to round the bases. Since MLB is chooch about footage, you can't see him absolutely pimp it, chill in the box, point to the dugout and flip the bat. all of that is on ESPN's footage. But, you can still catch the end of the celebration on the Cubbie's MLB site.
--Nick
Friday, June 5, 2009
Friday Rant City.
Lil Wayne just released a new song about Kobe Bryant. I honestly kinda hated the idea of it at first but then I listened to the song and it's kinda fire. Wayne sweats sports and I think it's ill that one of the best in the rap game is getting at the best in the NBA. I'm rooting for the Lakers by the way, I don't even care, Kobe is my duuuude.
Also Shaq put this picture up on his Twitter and with the tagline that this is what Van Gundy and Dwight Howard's kid would look like. Thing is so CRITTTTTTery I almost couldn't put it up.
Also in BREAKING BLOG NEWS we have decided to change the name of the blog to "BEST KIDSSSSSSSS from the Burbs" Just kidding....but that phrase has spread like wild fire this summer. Picture you won't be able to go to an EB party now without hearing the chooch voice and someone yelling some form of "Best kidsss...." or "Biggest chooooch"
All I know is this Summer is the Summer of partying...and I'm going to have to write a book on it called "Living the Dream."
Party on.
-J Perk
Also Shaq put this picture up on his Twitter and with the tagline that this is what Van Gundy and Dwight Howard's kid would look like. Thing is so CRITTTTTTery I almost couldn't put it up.
Also in BREAKING BLOG NEWS we have decided to change the name of the blog to "BEST KIDSSSSSSSS from the Burbs" Just kidding....but that phrase has spread like wild fire this summer. Picture you won't be able to go to an EB party now without hearing the chooch voice and someone yelling some form of "Best kidsss...." or "Biggest chooooch"
All I know is this Summer is the Summer of partying...and I'm going to have to write a book on it called "Living the Dream."
Party on.
-J Perk
Friday, May 8, 2009
A Tribue to....me ranting on a Friday
Shaq is on a diet I guess...and when your the QQQQUUHUUGGGGGESTT man on the planet I assume that is hard to do. Here is his latest video regarding this diet...
There really is no end to my love for Erin Andrews so for no reason at all I'm attaching this video clip of her talking at EA Sports showcase party of NCAA 2010. Apparently she is saying that she played video games...which she is probably lying about...stop trying to be cool and fit in Erin and just take off your clothes for gods sakes. And stop icing my calls....you and I both know that you want the kiddddddddd.
That's all for now...had to throw a quick one out before I go dominate the world for the rest of the day.
As you head out on this Friday night remember my famous words of advice...."Take it easy, and if it's easy, take it home"
-J Perk
There really is no end to my love for Erin Andrews so for no reason at all I'm attaching this video clip of her talking at EA Sports showcase party of NCAA 2010. Apparently she is saying that she played video games...which she is probably lying about...stop trying to be cool and fit in Erin and just take off your clothes for gods sakes. And stop icing my calls....you and I both know that you want the kiddddddddd.
That's all for now...had to throw a quick one out before I go dominate the world for the rest of the day.
As you head out on this Friday night remember my famous words of advice...."Take it easy, and if it's easy, take it home"
-J Perk
Friday, April 24, 2009
Friday Ramblingggggg
It's Friday and I don't really want to do a formal tribute thing...so instead I think I will just ramble on for a bit......
I think the video right below here clearly indicates why the Suns aren't in the playoffs.....good shit though fellas. Once again...how ill is Shaq?
Here is the Madden 2010 cover:
I'm a fan of it. Then again who really cares about what the outside looks like, we all know we will be spending 100+ hours of our lives playing that thing even if they put Elton John on the cover.
As most of you know the NFL draft starts tomorrow at 4pm (I'm hating the time change) and while people argue over the top picks in the draft I think it is only right that we here on WKFTB argue who has the hottest girlfriend. So click HERE to take a look at the top 5 hottest GFs of NFL prospects. If you care to know I'm taking Sanchez's chick...although it is very close with Knowshown.
Enjoy your Friday everyone.....
-J Perk
I think the video right below here clearly indicates why the Suns aren't in the playoffs.....good shit though fellas. Once again...how ill is Shaq?
Here is the Madden 2010 cover:
I'm a fan of it. Then again who really cares about what the outside looks like, we all know we will be spending 100+ hours of our lives playing that thing even if they put Elton John on the cover.
As most of you know the NFL draft starts tomorrow at 4pm (I'm hating the time change) and while people argue over the top picks in the draft I think it is only right that we here on WKFTB argue who has the hottest girlfriend. So click HERE to take a look at the top 5 hottest GFs of NFL prospects. If you care to know I'm taking Sanchez's chick...although it is very close with Knowshown.
Enjoy your Friday everyone.....
-J Perk
Friday, April 17, 2009
Clips of the Week
First of all, let me begin this post by saying it's a shame we won't have John Madden around anymore. Michael Wilbon on PTI said it best the other day when he said that Madden might be more important and more associated with the NFL than any player today and any player ever. So true. Between his quick coaching career, his Super Bowl title, his announcing, and, of course, his game, Madden is the biggest football personality out there. Picture that. Anyway, clips of the week:
Shaq Punked
Shaq gets punked by teammate Lou Amundson, who fills his van with Styrofoam. First off, why the F is Shaq whipping this perv Astro van?? Guy has more money than God. Second of all, Amundson, that little girlie Ninja, is going to get shuffleddddd. And third, love how he just has other people clean it for him. Like you’re saying no to Shaq. After you watch a little fast forward to 6:10 to see Shaq pick up and dunk a grown man like nothing.
Bruce Pearl Rap
Wooo…love this guy. He was an old fav of mine and Wolfe’s at USSS. Is there any other coach you’d rather play for? Guy diddles dimes, wears flamboyant suits, raps, and, oh yea, wins games.
Goose Attacks
Please watch this whole 2 min vid. The persistence of this little critter is amazing. The dog is a puss, but he looks old so I don’t blame him. I have no idea why this guy has a camera and continues to film, but his chokeholds on the goose is worth it for a watch. Watch at the end when they try to speed away.
Stafford’s Cannon
Love this clip for some reason. Georgia quarterback and potential No. 1 pick Matt Stafford was on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon last night. I’ll use this space to say real quick that I really like Fallon in this role. He was understandably nervous at first, but he’s gotten more comfortable and decided to freestyle more things rather than going off cue cards. He’s a solid talk show host. Anyway, what a good move by Stafford. Guy is all over everyone’s radar now. Watch him beast these plates.
--Nick
Shaq Punked
Shaq gets punked by teammate Lou Amundson, who fills his van with Styrofoam. First off, why the F is Shaq whipping this perv Astro van?? Guy has more money than God. Second of all, Amundson, that little girlie Ninja, is going to get shuffleddddd. And third, love how he just has other people clean it for him. Like you’re saying no to Shaq. After you watch a little fast forward to 6:10 to see Shaq pick up and dunk a grown man like nothing.
Bruce Pearl Rap
Wooo…love this guy. He was an old fav of mine and Wolfe’s at USSS. Is there any other coach you’d rather play for? Guy diddles dimes, wears flamboyant suits, raps, and, oh yea, wins games.
Goose Attacks
Please watch this whole 2 min vid. The persistence of this little critter is amazing. The dog is a puss, but he looks old so I don’t blame him. I have no idea why this guy has a camera and continues to film, but his chokeholds on the goose is worth it for a watch. Watch at the end when they try to speed away.
Stafford’s Cannon
Love this clip for some reason. Georgia quarterback and potential No. 1 pick Matt Stafford was on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon last night. I’ll use this space to say real quick that I really like Fallon in this role. He was understandably nervous at first, but he’s gotten more comfortable and decided to freestyle more things rather than going off cue cards. He’s a solid talk show host. Anyway, what a good move by Stafford. Guy is all over everyone’s radar now. Watch him beast these plates.
--Nick
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Shaq Daddy is back at it....
Last night before I went into the C's game I was eating in Halftime Pizza (best place on earth) and saw something on Sportscenter about Shaq challenging Lebron to an entrance-off so to speak. I wish I could find the whole quote but it ended with something like "I have a million entrances in my abdulla oblongada.."
Shaq is the illest dude out there...I don't care how many times I say it.
-J Perk
Shaq is the illest dude out there...I don't care how many times I say it.
-J Perk
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Spitting weekend hot fireeeeee
I am going to be obnoxious and use this phrase a lot now. I am really trying to mix up my phrases and say cool things like "Sometimes you get the bear, sometimes the bear gets you," and "That's just the nature of the beast." So anyways....
I've heard enough about the snuggie:
This video is kinda ill, I still don't get why people want these Monk robes. So whack.
Shaq is so ill:
I'm sure most of you have already seen this short little clip, but I am always amazed by the big Shaqtus.
I cannot wait for March Madness:
It is seriously one of the best times of the year for men. Last year I had like 8 dudes at my shitty apartment in Waltham to watch and it really felt like a holiday to me. Dudes always have like 3 brackets going in which they pick different teams and you always here "Yeah I had them in my other bracket.." Classic.
I spit hot fire:
Have a good weekend everyone.
-J Perk
I've heard enough about the snuggie:
This video is kinda ill, I still don't get why people want these Monk robes. So whack.
Shaq is so ill:
I'm sure most of you have already seen this short little clip, but I am always amazed by the big Shaqtus.
I cannot wait for March Madness:
It is seriously one of the best times of the year for men. Last year I had like 8 dudes at my shitty apartment in Waltham to watch and it really felt like a holiday to me. Dudes always have like 3 brackets going in which they pick different teams and you always here "Yeah I had them in my other bracket.." Classic.
I spit hot fire:
Have a good weekend everyone.
-J Perk
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Saturday, February 14, 2009
NBA All-Star Weekend
I would say all around NBA All-Star weekend is my favorite. I just think it has more depth than Baseball which is a close second to me.
^^^This video never gets old to me, Shaq is the man^^^^
- J Perk
^^^This video never gets old to me, Shaq is the man^^^^
- J Perk
Saturday, January 3, 2009
9 things to do in 2009.
Here it is, the long awaited post of the 9 things that I am going to do in 2009. I want to start off first by saying the likelihood of me doing any of these things is pretty slim, but a man can dream can't he.
Ok here we go....
#1. Scarlett Johansson. I guess this would fall more under people to do in 2009 but oh well. Scarlett, if you are reading this, its about time you finally responded to my letters, calls, and pictures of myself that I have been sending you. You know you want me, let's stop the cat and mouse.
#2. Be more like Charles Barkley. If you have not heard about his recent DUI stop in Arizona you gotta go HERE and read it. So I guess for me this means, more drinking, more prostitutes, and continuing the process of me going bald. All things which I think I am inherently good at.
#3. Make my fan debut at the new Yankee Stadium wearing the same Sox hat and Papelbon jersey as my last time there (which consequently was almost my last day on earth, period). Last time I went to Yankee Stadium for a Yankees v. Tigers game, I decided it was wise to wear my Sox hat and a Papelbon jersey shirt. When I made the trip out to the right field bleachers, there was an instant asshole chant directed at me, I was ducking soda and beer cups like dodgeballs, and the cop standing right next to me was laughing. It feels sweet to be the bad guy....and I guess another way to say #3 is that I want to be an even bigger dick in 2009.
#4. Become famous. Or...
#5. Become friends with someone that is famous. If you are famous and reading this right now, please, let's be friends. I obviously have no real talents to speak of, so I know that I cannot get there on my own. However if you help me, I promise you that once I am famous, most likely more famous than you, I will not forget about you, and all the other little people that helped me along the way. Besides, there are plenty of no talent ass clowns that have become famous. In this shitty world where reality TV stars get fame for NOTHING (i.e. Brody Jenner, watch that a couple posts below, he has the personality of a large rock) I think that I deserve to have a little fame. All you have to do is be a complete F*ing chooch so MTV puts you on Real World, and before you know it chicks are lining up for you on your college tour to do you like your one of the Backstreet Boys or something. Someone please help me with this.
#6. Get arrested by Shaq. Seriously Shaq might be the illest dude alive, if it is really true that he is a cop, or will become a cop then this is a dream come true. As he was walking up to cuff me I would of course bend over and say, "Hey Shaq, tell me how my ass tastes." Classic Shaq video right below....
#7. Fight Chuck Norris. Listen Norris, the last time we met you may have got the best of me. But since then I have watched several UFC events, and thrown hundreds if not thousands of punches in the mirror. You don't want none of the J-man. (Feel free to start calling me the J-man from now on everyone...).
#8. Record my own rap song....featuring Wolfie if he wants in. Ever since I got robbed by 4 fake thugs in Miami two years ago which got me a ton of street cred, I have always wanted to get on tape and just kill it. I haven't really started writing down any lyrics or anything, but I'm pretty sure I have what it takes to be a one hit wonder. Any producers reading this, get at the kid, I'll take you to the top.
And finalllyyyyy
#9. Make a living out of this blogging stuff. Realistically this is probably pretty impossible, but the idea of sitting here in my boxers(stay cool ladies) watching Sportcenter and "working" is just too good not to dream of. I mean I don't even dislike my job now, but doing this for a living has to be heaven.
Well that is it, might be my only post today because I have to work a college hockey game at the shittiest rink in the United States, so have a good Saturday night everyone, and thanks for reading all the way to the end. ONE.
Ok here we go....
#1. Scarlett Johansson. I guess this would fall more under people to do in 2009 but oh well. Scarlett, if you are reading this, its about time you finally responded to my letters, calls, and pictures of myself that I have been sending you. You know you want me, let's stop the cat and mouse.
#2. Be more like Charles Barkley. If you have not heard about his recent DUI stop in Arizona you gotta go HERE and read it. So I guess for me this means, more drinking, more prostitutes, and continuing the process of me going bald. All things which I think I am inherently good at.
#3. Make my fan debut at the new Yankee Stadium wearing the same Sox hat and Papelbon jersey as my last time there (which consequently was almost my last day on earth, period). Last time I went to Yankee Stadium for a Yankees v. Tigers game, I decided it was wise to wear my Sox hat and a Papelbon jersey shirt. When I made the trip out to the right field bleachers, there was an instant asshole chant directed at me, I was ducking soda and beer cups like dodgeballs, and the cop standing right next to me was laughing. It feels sweet to be the bad guy....and I guess another way to say #3 is that I want to be an even bigger dick in 2009.
#4. Become famous. Or...
#5. Become friends with someone that is famous. If you are famous and reading this right now, please, let's be friends. I obviously have no real talents to speak of, so I know that I cannot get there on my own. However if you help me, I promise you that once I am famous, most likely more famous than you, I will not forget about you, and all the other little people that helped me along the way. Besides, there are plenty of no talent ass clowns that have become famous. In this shitty world where reality TV stars get fame for NOTHING (i.e. Brody Jenner, watch that a couple posts below, he has the personality of a large rock) I think that I deserve to have a little fame. All you have to do is be a complete F*ing chooch so MTV puts you on Real World, and before you know it chicks are lining up for you on your college tour to do you like your one of the Backstreet Boys or something. Someone please help me with this.
#6. Get arrested by Shaq. Seriously Shaq might be the illest dude alive, if it is really true that he is a cop, or will become a cop then this is a dream come true. As he was walking up to cuff me I would of course bend over and say, "Hey Shaq, tell me how my ass tastes." Classic Shaq video right below....
#7. Fight Chuck Norris. Listen Norris, the last time we met you may have got the best of me. But since then I have watched several UFC events, and thrown hundreds if not thousands of punches in the mirror. You don't want none of the J-man. (Feel free to start calling me the J-man from now on everyone...).
#8. Record my own rap song....featuring Wolfie if he wants in. Ever since I got robbed by 4 fake thugs in Miami two years ago which got me a ton of street cred, I have always wanted to get on tape and just kill it. I haven't really started writing down any lyrics or anything, but I'm pretty sure I have what it takes to be a one hit wonder. Any producers reading this, get at the kid, I'll take you to the top.
And finalllyyyyy
#9. Make a living out of this blogging stuff. Realistically this is probably pretty impossible, but the idea of sitting here in my boxers(stay cool ladies) watching Sportcenter and "working" is just too good not to dream of. I mean I don't even dislike my job now, but doing this for a living has to be heaven.
Well that is it, might be my only post today because I have to work a college hockey game at the shittiest rink in the United States, so have a good Saturday night everyone, and thanks for reading all the way to the end. ONE.
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