It's Saturday

I'm a little hungover....I'm pretty sure I was out with half the town of East Bridgewater last night, which is always a treat. There are really only a few things that kids in EB do well, two of them being partying and fighting...last night there was really only partying (even though I kept talking shit to one kid joking around about how I would murk him in a fight...the last time I did that he Marine knee'd me in my thigh and bruised me for weeks).

Anyways...this F*ckin bat trick guy is getting famous huh? He plays for a shitty independent baseball team called the Long Beach Armada. Also on the team are former major league pitchers Hideki Irabu and Jose Lima...in case you like useless info.
This guy should get signed to a minor league deal just so he can do his bat tricks before games...it would probably boost attendence or some shit and everyone could get paid. Maybe I should contact him and be his agent....


I didn't really talk about partying at all yesterday...which is something I usually do on Fridays. So what I want you to do is listen to this Diddy song beneath me and just TRY not to dance.

And seriously how finnnnnnneeee is Nicole? I smell a Wednesday tribute coming up.....I think I'm hitting the bean tonight. Get at the kid if you will be in that area tonight.


Party On.


-J Perk