That's right, today we pay tribute to WKFTB blogger Nick "Chick" Williams. Nicky just turned 24 yesterday which means his life is another year closer to over. So, in his honor I came up with a couple reasons why Nick could be as ill as he thinks he is.
#1. His Pooka Shell Necklace- Nick has had this necklace for many years and some would say is his most prized posession (behind his hair gel of course). I like it because it always ensures that I will look far iller than him whenever we hang out with chicks. (Nick's response to this will be something like "Oh yeah you hate it? Is it too fire?")
#2. His high level of self confidence- You cannot make fun of Chick Williams. Because according to him....he is the illest of all time, is the most fire, best kidddddddddd. We all know that none of these are true, but the fact that such a little chooch thinks these things about himself is a positive thing, and he should be applauded for that.
#3. He has a hot tub at his dad's house, and a wiffle ball field at his mom's- Both these things are very cool for me to use, and make me like Nick more. Also, I have gained much respect for Nick on the wiffle ball diamond over the years as we have formed the most dominant wiffle ball team known to man.
#4. His dad is the man- Guy parties nearly as much as we do and I would estimate is about 60 years of age. He inspires us all to party (not that we need any inspiration) and also hooks us up with many treats when we go to visit him at the place he tends bar at. Whattaaa guyyyyyyy.
And Finally......
#5. His love of partying- This might be the only sincere one on here, but goddamn it's true. Me and Chick have had many adventures with partying that have led us all over the state. Sometimes Nick will even start off by being a little baby and saying he's not partying...but eventually he will allllwayyyss give in.
So here's to you Nick...your a great man, a great friend, and a great partier. If any of you see Nick today say "Hey Nick you giant chooch, Happy Birthday Yesterday" And if you would like to celebrate with the Blog and Nick's dad at the bar he will be tending, give me a call later on in the day...because the closer it is to night the more likely I will be blacked out.
-J Perk
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If there's ever been a post where I would be remiss not to comment, this is probably it.
ReplyDeleteSo without further ado, add three more things to the list:
1) Girl Songs -- No one likes girl music more than Nick. And you want to hate on it because deep down you know it's hella gay, but at the same time, he might just make you believe it's fire. For my money, there's nothing more hilarious than being at a club with Nick when "Maneater" comes on or anything featuring Keri Hilson and/or Rihanna. And if you want to try to get him on some like weird, underground shit, he'll give you a look and say, "Bro, I sweattttt hitttttssss. You're tryna tell me girls are gonna fuckinnnn loveeeee this?!" Hard to argue.
2) Vernacular -- Like it or not, sometimes you just gotta have catchy phrases. People sorta hate the way you talk if you're friends with him, but at the same time it's ill/fire/crispy/unreal. Also, you can make up stupid shit that somehow catches fire like when we started saying HIIB (which meant How Ill is Bed) when you're tired. Good to have around for that reason.
3) And finally, sports/blazing/treats/getting fucked up/hating on wack people. Pretty much sums up college and post-college. Hope everyone gets fuckin muckled like we did for Nick's 21st and 22nd wooo the kiddddsssss
HaHaHaHa wooooooooooooo. The KIDS ARE BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK...WE'RE F*ING BACKKKK
ReplyDeleteand we're the 3 best friends that you ever could have and we're the 3 best friends that you ever could haveeeeeeee
(^^^From the Hangover...did I take it too far maybe? Usually do).