Jake's Take: New York City

I honestly waited to do this post until I was a little bit messed up....and what better to debut this Blog treat at 3:25 in the AM all F'd up.

So as my friday post discussed, I went into New York City for the day Friday....and I bet that all of you are wondering what I think about it....SO here ya go.

-NYC is just one big hustle....people from the streets to the cologne stands in Macy's are trying to do their thing and get your money. My best method of fending them off was to ignore them or laugh...the hustle is incredible there, more than any where ive ever seen.

-There are people everywhere. And most of them aren't even from the city, they are visiting just like your ass....

-If your white, your the minority. No racism intended here, it's just how it is.....I was on a T-Car where me, my bro, and climo were the only white people in that thing. Was completely fine with it, but I'm just saying.....it's different

-Don't get lost in the hood. I touched on that shit in my last post....

-If you go to the ESPN zone in Times Sqaure and your pitching to AROD in the virtual baseball thing...don't go up and in because he jacks it for an HR. I was pitching to him full tilt and hitting 71mph and K'd him.....best part is the last pitch I put a little something extra in for a few more Miles Per Hour and split my favorite pair of polo shorts wide open. Picutre it was a 7 inch rip from my crotch to thight and I was walking in the city with it exposed for a half hour before I bought/changed into the new pair.

-The Driving sucks.....just man up and face the music, the driving is gunna blow getting in/out. On the way home we were going 3 mph and a little girl in the car nex to me was holding out a sign she made saying "I hate traffic" Well obviously Climo was sleeping so I was like being ill and smiling/nodding at te girl...she loved it....but her dad saw me and hated me smiling/winking at his 7 year old daugher. Thought the guy was gunna stop his car and come bundle me.

-You've never loved home so much as when your on your way back from a long trip. I was dying to get back into my shitty house with my roomates (parents) and no AC or a clean room to sleep in. Couldn't wait to return to Hell for some reason...

-Overall I loved walking around the city and being a tourist. I can't say that I'd like working a full time city and dealing with all those people all the time, but it was ill while we were there.

Party On.

-J Perk