Showing posts with label Entourage. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Entourage. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

A Tribute to....Emmanuelle Chriqui


Many of you may know her as Sloan (slade as I called her) from Entourage. I had to deliver on my promise of not featuring a blonde chick every week like I have been, so I searched the internet for motivation and came up with this. Your welcome. Listen, I know that I front like I'm some sort of girl expert...and let's face it, I'm not...BUT I DO KNOW that being tan makes you at least 1 full point higher on the babe scale. If your an 8 and get tan like this, your a 9.
I'm pretty sure Sloan was even on one of the initial polls we had about who is the hottest chick in hollywood or something like that, and I believe she won. Either that or I'm making it up....or I've forgotten from months of partying. I haven't read anything about the upcoming season of Entourage, but I hope that they bring Sloan back...even though it's obnoxious to think of that lil rat E banging her while I sit at home and work on my blog. (cue nerdy sound effect).
So, here is to you Emmauelle, there just aren't enough hot/cute tan beauties out there these days. And if you are on this season of Entourage....stay away from Seth Green, that kid is such a little mutant.

-J Perk

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

A Tribute to....Julianne Hough


Last week I asked Wolfie who we should do for our weekly Wednesday tributes to hot chicks, and he mentioned Julianne's name. I honestly barely know anything about her....other than I am madly in love with her. She is a country singer / ballroom dancer, is like 21 years old, and also is the hottest woman ever.
Hot blonde chicks with blue eyes shouldn't even be allowed on this earth. They are such a cheat code to men....they could probably order us around for centuries before we built up some sort of tolerance to their powers. BTW I promise next week I will chill on the blondes and put up something different. In my picture search I also found that Julianne WAS dating none other than Mutha F*cking E from Entourage....I can't believe she fell for him and not Vinny.
Seriously Julianne E? Why didn't you at least pick a B list type celebrity that has a little swag and doesn't wear the dude's hat from Gilligan's Island or whatever that show was....you all know what I mean. Even though you date little critt celebrities like E, we still have nothing but love for you here at WKFTB. So keep doing what you do, singing, dancing, being undeniably hot, and we will keep dong what we do.....thinking of you naked and blogging about it.


-The Kid

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Brady's Entourage and SSG Debaucle

I apologize if this is old news or I'm repeating something previously discussed by one of the blogfathers (?) ...but I skimmed through the posts from the past couple of days and came to the conclusion that these tidbits are blogworthy-ish.


So, anyway here's Tom Brady yesterday on the set of HBO's Entourage filming a guest spot with the boys on the back 9 (only golf jargon I know). Drama looking unreal, as always. I'm wondering if Brady has honed his acting skills since he hosted SNL way back when (has he acted in anything since? I can't think). I just remember it being really unintentionally funny, because he was like painstakingly awkward during his like man purse era when he still wasn't fully acclimated to his new celebrity status...if I recall. But whatever, you've got to give him props though, bringing in a little supplemental income for his evergrowing nest egg, which currently consists of Gisele who probably doesn't eat, but makes up for that 10-fold in manolo blahniks, a future Heisman Trophy winner and/or NFL player by default, a baby's momma, miscellaneous leeching relatives, and of course any outstanding, unaccounted for, bastard children. So yeah, here's the link to some other photos from the shoot.





Real Quick. I have to pay homage to South Shore Girls for a quick second. Aside from myself, there was definitely substantial SSG representation at the Common and Kid Cudi show at the House of Blues in Boston on Monday night. I, myself tried to keep a low SSG profile --keeping my inherent girl-hating and incessent profanities to a bare minimum, however other SSGs couldn't contain their innate impulse to...well, fulfill their SSG Prophecy. Common was in the middle of some unreal freestyle (he exceeded my highest expectations, by the way) and stopped mid-sentence (rhyme?) to direct the entire venue's attention to two SSGs that were duking it out in the 7th row, I took on the responsibility of being embarressed for them since they probably left their dignity back in Whitman (EB SSGs can handle themselves)...so, Common instructed SSG #1 to chill out and proceed to the backstage area in which idk what ensued, but I'm pretty sure it involved a light beer(maybe a BL or a Miller Chill), a couple of cigs (Marlboros and/or Parliaments), and a shameless attempt to remain backstage until the end of the show and let Common have his way. SSG #2, however was left behind to wallow in her own SSG-ness. I saw the entire thing transpire, and I'm so interested to know the issue these SSGs had with each other and why they couldn't wait to throw bows post-show in the confines of Tequila Rain (a SSG safe-haven/judgement-free zone). Oh well, it made for a semi-entertaining story in the least. Here are a couple of shots of Common and Cudi...too bad it was like the last good show at the HOB for a while...Dropkick Murphy's, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga..eh, nothing comparable to Common and Cudi.

Common during his Celtics Freestyle...thing lasted an eternity.


Kid Cudi "premiering" his forever-ago leaked "Sky Might Fall" single.



-Kate