It's here once again.....and thank the F*ing lord that it is. FIRST of all I just wanted to say that I seriously am shocked no1 has commented on the hogan post, ESPECIALLY the bottom video in which the Ultimate Warrior says this regarding Hulk and his son:
"If Hogan is going to oil anybodies ass, he should oil his son Nick's ass. If you drop the soap in the shower Nick....don't bend over to pick it up..."
Whoaaaaaarlolllll
Ok so back to this weekend, I'm going to do more shameless plugging of the Danny Lauzon interview and tell you read it if you haven't already, and ALSO watch him bundle some chooch on the Affliction "Day of Reckoning" PPV.
Other than that I'm hating the fact there is no football this weekend....so I'm just trying to get into some college basketball. Uconn v. Notre Dame tonight could be a crisp game on ESPN, and also Antonio Margarito vs. "Sugar" Shane Mosley @ 10pm on HBO should be a battle. I can't lie I'm trying to get into MMA but I'm more of a boxing guy at heart, and I watched Margarito destory and undefeated monster in Miguel Cotto. Mosley is a big underdog in my mind, but I'd love to see him pull it out. Enough rambling....go get blackout drunk and pee your pants.
Also here is a nice link for you to check out....definately some laugh out loud moments.
- J Perk
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Saturday, January 24, 2009
Friday, January 23, 2009
A Tribute to....Hulk Hogan
It's about time that we paid homage to a REAL American like Hulk Hogan. The Hulkster has been taking an absolute beating lately too, worse than any beating he ever took in the ring. I mean his wife divorced him and is now dating a 19 year BROld dude that looks kinda like him...and also taking him for something like $40,000 a month in alimony (is that the right word???).

Then you have his son who just got out of jail for getting in a car accident which nearly killed his friend looking like this....should change his name to Nick BROgan.

Then you have his daughter (who looks like she could be a SON if you know what I mean, what a beast) prancing around half naked and saying ridiculous things on television.

The Hulkster needs a break man....so Hulk if you are reading this I want you to go find your wife and her new boy toy, body slam them, then stinky leg drop the both of them for me...actually for YOURSELF. Then say your prayers, take your vitamins, disown that weirdo son of yours, put Brooke on a treadmill and muzzle her, and your life will be a hell of a lot easier.
Had to post this as well....Ultimate Warrior whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
- JPerk
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