Fuckin affliction bros...so tanned and with plucked eyebrows. Get outta here with these matching Ts too. But this isn't an attack on the shirts themselves, it's the Bros that rock them 7 days a week.I was working at the Baseball Tavern on Friday night and there was a group of 3 old (like upper-30s, low 40s) bros rocking these things. One matched it with some nice camo shorts, another with sweet black boots.
They spent most of the evening high-fiving each other, getting shut down by girls, trying to dance with each other and basically being obnoxious. Got 3-4 complaints from girls saying they were being harassed and by a few dudes saying you need to watch those "meatheads" or "knuckleheads."
Needless to say we got them out of there after a while. But it took some convincing: we had to bribe them with pomade, a case of Red Bulls, protein and a gift card to Chameleon Tattoo and Body Piercing.
--Nick
(thanks to CHall for the pic!)
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u kinna jus described me and perkins at the tav for that playoff game last year, drunk, dancin around, gettin shut down by girls (well, perk banged one of em, then told her u only get one chance w/a legend..wooo) and basically being obnoixous.
ReplyDeleteminus the tanned up and wearing of affliction I guess your right...shit.
ReplyDeleteAnd is that F*ing line gold or what? I need to use it more....