That's right, today we pay tribute to WKFTB blogger Nick "Chick" Williams. Nicky just turned 24 yesterday which means his life is another year closer to over. So, in his honor I came up with a couple reasons why Nick could be as ill as he thinks he is.
#1. His Pooka Shell Necklace- Nick has had this necklace for many years and some would say is his most prized posession (behind his hair gel of course). I like it because it always ensures that I will look far iller than him whenever we hang out with chicks. (Nick's response to this will be something like "Oh yeah you hate it? Is it too fire?")
#2. His high level of self confidence- You cannot make fun of Chick Williams. Because according to him....he is the illest of all time, is the most fire, best kidddddddddd. We all know that none of these are true, but the fact that such a little chooch thinks these things about himself is a positive thing, and he should be applauded for that.
#3. He has a hot tub at his dad's house, and a wiffle ball field at his mom's- Both these things are very cool for me to use, and make me like Nick more. Also, I have gained much respect for Nick on the wiffle ball diamond over the years as we have formed the most dominant wiffle ball team known to man.
#4. His dad is the man- Guy parties nearly as much as we do and I would estimate is about 60 years of age. He inspires us all to party (not that we need any inspiration) and also hooks us up with many treats when we go to visit him at the place he tends bar at. Whattaaa guyyyyyyy.
And Finally......
#5. His love of partying- This might be the only sincere one on here, but goddamn it's true. Me and Chick have had many adventures with partying that have led us all over the state. Sometimes Nick will even start off by being a little baby and saying he's not partying...but eventually he will allllwayyyss give in.
So here's to you Nick...your a great man, a great friend, and a great partier. If any of you see Nick today say "Hey Nick you giant chooch, Happy Birthday Yesterday" And if you would like to celebrate with the Blog and Nick's dad at the bar he will be tending, give me a call later on in the day...because the closer it is to night the more likely I will be blacked out.
-J Perk
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