Ronaldo Being Ill

Yesterday, Cristiano Ronaldo was purchased by Real Madrid, which dolled out a transfer record $131.6 million to Man U for the rights to the spikey-haired striker.

It capped off a busy week for Real, which 2 days prior shelled out $92 million for Brazilian midfielder KaKa. Thats. $223+ for 2 players. Dammmmn. The Yankees of soccer just got a lil more ridiculous. They did the same thing before, when they acquired David Beckham, Figo, Zidane and the other Ronaldo back in 2000-01. They didn't win a thing then.

But that's not what this post is about. It's about Ronaldo doin' a lil celebrating last night with Paris Hilton. Get emmmm.

According to TMZ: "TMZ got these photos of Paris and Cristiano snuggling up at club MyHouse last night. A source close to Paris told us Ronaldo was staring at her all night before he finally went up to her. After he finally got the nerve to approach her, we're told he couldn't keep his hands off her and they eventually headed over to sister Nicky's house."

Woo. Paris just broke up with her bf -- minor league baseball player Doug Reinhardt -- like 2 days ago. Ronalo went to Nicky Hilton's crib and ended up slipping out at around 5 a.m., most likely after banging Paris.

Ha, love these TMZ spies sneaking around the house. Because TMZ doesn't let you embed, peep the ill vid here.

--Nick