Friday, June 12, 2009

So Sick of...Progressive Insurance Lady

(Every day this week, WKFTB will bring you someone we are sick of hearing/watching/existing. This is Friday's edition.)


I don't know about you, but this broad makes me not want to have anything to do with Progressive.

From the overdone mannerisms to the scrunched faces and annoying voice, this lady represents all that I hate in typical eccentric counter ladies.

Get out of here with these commercials. Do you really think people relate to this? No way. Give us a hot broad all day, or maybe someone actually helpful and less cringe-inducing.

Is that too much to ask? I don't think so. I'd even prefer President Palmer from the All-State commercials. See, that's a good insurance commercial. You don't feel safe with Prez Palmer having your back? Of course you do.

PP is stoic yet approachable. Plus the guy saved California. On the other hand, look at this pic to the left...just picture that thing screech squealing and making ridiculous hand movements. Get the F away from me you freak-o. Plus she's dece hideous. I'm straighhhhhtt with Progressive.

--Nick

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