Last week I asked Wolfie who we should do for our weekly Wednesday tributes to hot chicks, and he mentioned Julianne's name. I honestly barely know anything about her....other than I am madly in love with her. She is a country singer / ballroom dancer, is like 21 years old, and also is the hottest woman ever.
Hot blonde chicks with blue eyes shouldn't even be allowed on this earth. They are such a cheat code to men....they could probably order us around for centuries before we built up some sort of tolerance to their powers. BTW I promise next week I will chill on the blondes and put up something different. In my picture search I also found that Julianne WAS dating none other than Mutha F*cking E from Entourage....I can't believe she fell for him and not Vinny.
Seriously Julianne E? Why didn't you at least pick a B list type celebrity that has a little swag and doesn't wear the dude's hat from Gilligan's Island or whatever that show was....you all know what I mean.
Even though you date little critt celebrities like E, we still have nothing but love for you here at WKFTB. So keep doing what you do, singing, dancing, being undeniably hot, and we will keep dong what we do.....thinking of you naked and blogging about it.-The Kid
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I heard E was sweating her hard even though she was 19 at the time. Guy bought her ill jewelry and shit and she never boned him. She pwned him.
ReplyDeleteThen I heard he got pissed cause Seth Green was saying he banged her..
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