Which Line is Longer?

I know you've seen this lil photo countless times on the Internet, including but not limited to, mp3 downloading sites, search engines and any place there are Google ads.

It goes something like this:

Question: Which line is longer?

Answer: They are the fucking same you douche bag. I get it...there are triangles going different ways at the ends. Why don't you ask me a real question and stop trying to fucking trick me. Because it almost worked. Kiddin. But c'mon bro, don't act like this is some psychological shit. It just tricks people who don't hold "line" to it's proper definition during everyday life, which is about 95% of the earth.

Other stuff pissing me off on this beautiful Monday:

Brett Favre. Oh shit, breaking news:

Favre also warned the Vikings representatives that he might be forced to delay a decision on whether to play until just before the team opens training camp on July 29 in Mankato, Minn.

In other words: Brett's just gonna let your coaches, current QBs and fans sweat it out while he takes another few weeks to decide. Don't worry about it. What, the NFL is a multi-million dollar industry followed by die hard fans? Ehhh..Brett is more important to that. In his mind at least. If I'm the Vikes, I'm saying slayta tahd.

Magic Johnson. Yea, Michael Jackson made you a better point guard? This was something he said last week at the memorial, but i didn't wanna bring it up until that day itself got its due. Now...it's time. If you haven't seen Magic's speech, here it is, highlighted by a KFC story and the comment above:

Yea, dude? C'mon bro that didn't even make sense.

John Gosselin. Not only am I so sick of you and that biatch soon-to-be-ex-wife of yours, Kate, but now here you go acting all bro, rocking this sweet graphic T.

You're a dad of like 425495 kids and everyone knows you aren't that ill. Maybe stick to a collared.

-I'll leave you with this ill picture from Pacman Jones' infamous night at a Las Vegas strip club. Make it rain on them hoes...

---Nick