Dont Sleep On The Hoff

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What is it with that party animal The Hoff and the ladies? Even without his red Baywatch trunks, the 56-year-old still had enough charm to party with Lady GaGa, R'n'B babe Keri Hilson and ex-Destiny's Child Michelle Williams at Mo*Vida on Tuesday - before leaving with a mystery lady.

And we hear David went wild when Keri sang her hit Knock You Down.

An onlooker said: "The guys half his age were so jealous of how he worked his charm."

Maybe they need to work on their kiss of life.

Is the Hoff a party machine? Pretty sure thats me, Nick, and Jake's fav song too. Keri Hilson and GaGa are the biggest chicks in the game right now. And the pic above? Thats his new g/f. The guy is 56 and just can't turn it off.

The thing that I immediately thought though is that Jake is on pace to be the hoff if he keeps partying for 31 more years. Take a look at that picture above. Young women throw themselves at him? Check. Tall and handsome? Check. And not many of you have seen Jake without a hat on but that hoff cut is actually the same exact as Jake's. Replace Baywatch with Perk's days as a college star athlete, and also replace the burger below (fast forward to 4min mark) with pizza and the similarities are just insane. Its like gazing into the future.