Athletes Being Ill

First we have Miggy Cabrera who got into a nice drunk fight with his g/f and played a hugely important game for the Tigers about 12 hours later with a sweet scratch on his face and prolly hungover. This is one of the news stories. I may have altered it a bit:

MINNEAPOLIS -- Detroit star Miguel Cabrera has apologized to his teammates for being drunk last weekend between two games the Tigers lost while trying to clinch the AL Central title.

When pressed on exactly what he said to his teammates, Cabrera paused and said "Sorry for partying."

-This is why I love Big Ben. Not just because he hucks it for 300 every week for one of my fantasy teams, but because he is such a manly ill guy. Huge, rugged, backwards hats and beards. His fat sodium face is def from woofing pizzas and dark beers at 1 AM. He's ill. I have a crush on Brady like any New England male, but could you picture him with his O-Line blapping Suck Its?



-Nick "The Ghost"