Wednesday, September 30, 2009

A Late Tribute to....Lauren London

So I was watching an episode from season 3 of Entourage last night with Nick and Tevlin (who will eventually make it in the film business and in turn hopefully make me famous somehow) when Lauren London came on the screen. I forgot how much I love Lauren London. From the first time I laid eyes on her in the movie "ATL" with TI I knew that we were meant for eachother....or at least that I was meant to sweat her. However....she became a lot more interesting to me when I started doing this post because

...she is the mother of Lil Wayne's 3rd child. Oh yahhhhhhhhhh it's true. I feel like I should have known about this. Was I the only one that didn't know? Good for Weezy man...the self proclaimed best rapper alive should be out there slaying biddies like Lauren anyways. I hate to ruin Lauren for you all...but here is the proof of her pregnancy. I'm saying she still looks pretty hot for being months pregnant....

Hey Lauren good luck with Wayne...I'm sure he's not out there slaying 1000 other girls and making more children. Terrible choice when ya coulda been with the kidddddddd. Now have fun raising his alien child....

-JPerk

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Conesy....getting bundled

I have to admit that I haven't really watched Conan in the new 11:30 timeslot. I heard the show is pretty ill though...and I also heard that he had to cancel his show this past Friday because he knocked himself unconcious. Well...here is the video of just how that happened.

Haaaaaa....I like how he tried to play it off like he was fine and continue on with the show. What a warrior.

ALSO, how good does Teri Hatcher still look? She is 44 years old and still looks FIRE. I know women in hollywood have plenty of money for plastic surgery and all of that stuff but damn she's aged well. GetttEmmmmmmm Teri. I only hope that Conan can recover from such a blow on national television...I haven't seen a celeb take a fall like that since Britney shaved her head and looked like an alien (figuratively).

BTW I guess this is just my blog now since no one else posts...and I guess I'm like the only one that reads it since a quick scan shows no one has commented in like a week. I guess I'll just have to continue my dream of becoming a rapper and give up on this blogging.

-JPerk

The Second half of Music....Tuesday????

Sorry for being a terrible blogger and not bringing you part 2 last night. I was at work and never got to it. Maybe once I get a real job I will be able be a better blogger....either that or this site will be blogged and I'll never blog. I guess we can cross that bridge when we get to it....

Lil Wayne and his Young Money crew - "Bed Rock"


Haven't heard anything from B.O.B. in a while. This one is off the NBA 2k10 soundtrack....as always I'm feeling his flow even though it's a little different.

B.O.B. - "I Am a Champion"


-JPerk

Monday, September 28, 2009

Hellooooo Sydneyyyyyyyyy

Oh yes...from what I've just been reading Wes Craven's Scream Trilogy is about to...start over? It looks like Scream 4 is set to be released in 2010, and from what I'm reading it looks like it's going to be the start of a new trilogy. Both David and Courtney Arquette have signed on and it looks like Neve Campbell also did teh same recently. Not many details to report other than that. Click HERE for a short US News article about the movie if you don't believe me.

I will get out a Music Monday Part 2 soon my peoples.

-JPerk

Music Monday Part 1

Good Afternoon my people. I hope that all of you are having a terrible Monday just like me....let's get to Part 1

Juelz Santana ft. Tobb Cobain - "Harlem"
I like Juelz a lot, and let's face it you could put ME on this beat and let me read the paper and it would be ill. I'm sure you will realize it sounds familiar.


And next I bring you this corny song from T-pain...not because it's good, but because it's true.

T-pain - "Women Be Shopping"
Seriously T-pain...is this really a song? Did you come up with this??? WTF.



Get at ya in a bit with Part 2.


-JPerk

Friday, September 25, 2009

Is this story funny or pathetic?


A NY school teacher who is also a Red Sox fan made one of his students turn his Yankees jersey shirt inside out. Really not sure how I feel about this one...to be honest I kinda hate it. You read and be the judge. Click HERE for the full article and decide on your own. This is the obnoxious stuff that gives Sox fans a bad name. Don't get me wrong for one second though, there are completely absurd and obnoxious fans on both side of this rivalry...I just try not to associate with most of them (Except for you Stello).

BTW I found it funny today that there was even a discussion about whose lineup was better between the Sox/Yanks. Listen, I love the Red Sox...and yes I know they play in the bandbox, but Teixeira and ARod would be without a question the two best hitters in this Boston lineup. I love Bay and Martinez as much as anyone, but that's the truth people. Not to mention as much as I love Pedroia, is Cano like BETTTERRRRRRR!!?!?!

With that being said...the regular season means nothing once the Post Season starts. October has shown to be the great equalizer people, the team playing best in the playoffs is not always the best team during the regular season.....SO HEAHHHRRRS TAAA SOXXXTOBBAHHHHHHH DOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDD.


-JPerk

Jigga Man Fall Tour

Listen I have to say sorry for not telling all of you about this earlier...because well....I already have tickets. But anyways if you DIDN'T know Jay-z is going on tour this fall and is coming in this area twice with a show at the Dunkin Donuts Center October 24, and then at the Mullins Center at Umass Amherst the next night. For tickets go to LiveNation and type in Jay-z's name. Anyways...Jigga just added three acts to the tour including N.E.R.D., Wale, and J Cole who appears on BP3.
Click HERE to read the full release from Jigga's website.

I know I can't wait for it...Wooooooooo.

-JPerk

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Paranormal Activity

Paranormal Activity has been getting a lot of buzz over the past few weeks. It's been dubbed one of the scariest movies of all time. How sweet is that?

Obviously, I was intrigued -- even more so when I found out it was a low budget independent like Blair Witch. How low of a budget? Try $15,000. The guy who made it was a video game designer who had a few non-name actors and bunch of friends in San Diego help him. It was filmed on a friggin hand-held camera.

So how did it get huge? Speilberg saw that thing and freaked out. Guy was scared and loved it so he got DreamWorks (now Paramount owned) to buy it.

They're releasing it in select college cities tomorrow and mass releasing it mid-October. I actually have screening tickets to see it tonight but have to work. Get at me if you like want those.

Here's the trailer:



--Nick

East Bridgwater Summer League 2k9 Highlight

Put together by Jim Gambee and the Green Team with the background music provided by the Bridge's own Wambo. Peep the kid's sweet left handed stroke in the headband (at the 55 second mark)...WOOOOOOOOO.



-JPerk

Tsunami Fish

What are these thinggggggsss: